We broke up because...
Replies
-
When renting videos, she would only rent Beta...0
-
He came home with crabs..not the eating variety0
-
For completely disregarding the fact that she was the one who gave them to me first - I was merely just returning them...0
-
he called my wings dirty0
-
She so strongly believed in 'love at first sight' that she chose not to see me a second time...0
-
He wouldn't tell me his name0
-
She never cared to ask my name so she would just randomly call me by her ex's...0
-
I don't think he has a face. If he did he never let me see it.
Claimed he was some kind of super hero or something0 -
Mathematical problems - she was a strong 9 at her worst and I was a weak 6 at my best...0
-
I can give you 54 reasons0
-
She secretly thought my celibacy suggestion and my ED diagnosis were related...0
-
He became a monk0
-
I could never get over the fact that she once dated Bryan Adams and Corey Hart...0
-
Every time I said eh he'd scold me0
-
She didn't consider food-sample eating at the local grocery store as appetizers...0
-
Took me to Costco for a "romantic" dinner one time too many0
-
She preferred body over brains...
#IWasNeither0 -
Wouldn't stop twerking0
-
had problems with tweaking1
-
Didn't support my tweaking0
-
I was sure that she was on drugs by all the tweaking going on.0
-
Had to hide my drugs.0
-
Her halo was made out of chocolate with teeth marks0
-
He wouldn't get some chocolate0
-
Stole the chocolate from the shops and blamed me0
-
He compared my phyisque to a marshmellow!0
-
One day he just rowed away1
-
I may have skated, but you started it first by rowing away from me1
-
Something was so fishy about him!1
-
All he ever wanted to eat was Fish0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 396.1K Introduce Yourself
- 44.1K Getting Started
- 260.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.3K Food and Nutrition
- 47.6K Recipes
- 232.8K Fitness and Exercise
- 448 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.3K Motivation and Support
- 8.2K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 18 MyFitnessPal Academy
- 1.4K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions