We broke up because...
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She mistook rat poison for powdered sugar1
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She tried to kill me0
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She asks for creativity in the boudoir , then freaks out when I comply!0
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He was only pretending to be Happy0
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She said my thighs were too big0
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She didn't love her beautiful thighs...0
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He was all numbers and no name!0
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He ate the last bit of my Jamoca Almond Fudge. You just don't mess with a man's 31 Flavors.0
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Broke my toe0
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She tried to trip me when i was in heels!0
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her only outfit was her heels and nothing else!0
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Stole all socks0
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He was drinking energy drinks0
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He drank all my energy drinks0
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Her nagging drained all my energy.0
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She kept hiding the remote.0
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She would let me have a go on the TV remote0
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I'm so sick of watching Honey Boo Boo!0 -
Always repeating himself over and over and over ;p1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always repeating himself over and over and over ;p
Because she never ever listened :P0 -
Always talked gibberish!0
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Never talked gibberish0
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Kept over pronouncing the 'h' in cool whip.0
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Always showed up at my work with a whip! I have no idea why?0
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She broke my favourite whip0
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