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We broke up because...
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She/he never fully supported my lifelong childhood dream of becoming successful in the porn industry...0
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He was always asking me to call him Big John.0
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She never picked me in a pairs running race and always chose her pet rat0
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I found Rat poison in my coffee creamer0
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I caught her adding coffee creamer to my coffee even though she knows I drink my coffee black0
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He was always so particular about his coffee.0
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She was totally clueless about how important coffee is!0
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he called me things like clueless0
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She was hung up over her ex who thought she was clueless.0
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Her Lack of Faith was,, Disturbing !0
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I found out he was my father.... lol1
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SuperWhoLock24601 wrote: »I found out he was my father.... lol
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Got ya laughin
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She insisted on purchasing shampoo and conditioner separately - not the 2 in 1 combination...
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »She insisted on purchasing shampoo and conditioner separately - not the 2 in 1 combination...
I use wen, so I don't know who you were dating. lolHe brushed his teeth in bed and it was a electric one I kept thinking he just bought a new toy for us!
Never cleaned our toys. It was nasty.
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Eat food in bed and said all the crumbs was for later on0
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He didn't use punctuation. 0
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Marked up every note I left for her with a red pen0
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She threatened to cut me with her skating blade0
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I was a germaphobe and she only spoke in tongues...1
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He spilled taco meat on my new sofa and poisoned my pet rock0
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I misinterpreted her restraining order against me as "playing hard to get"...1
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He was jailed for Stalking his Ex Girlfriend0
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She wanted to be intimate for reasons other than procreation...0
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I caught him being intimate with the neighbour..the neighbours wife wasn't happy either
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She kept sticking her tongue out but never licking anything...
(Old Arab proverb: Never draw a weapon unless you intend to use it.)0 -
Apparently, being the same gender was a deal breaker...0
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She found out about my side chick0
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