We broke up because...
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not enough foreplay
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She was ALL foreplay.0
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She spoiled walking dead before I could watch it0
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Not enough time for me0
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too obsessed with tv0
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Never said I was his one and only0
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he is too OCD. No adventure.0
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His idea of Sexy time is wearing my lingerie0
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She would take my pillow0
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She stole all the blankets and pillows0
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She was prettier than me.0
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she kept calling me "Good boy" during sexy time.0
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He was too much of a good boy. I want a bad boy.0
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i asked him never to wear those sunglasses again...0
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I asked him to submit to cuffs and he refused0
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He gave me instructions to the land that shall remain untouched0
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His butt?0
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bold... I totally know where your g-spot is dude.... I have the same one1
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She was always going on and on about some guys butt!0
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I wasn't good enough for her0
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she said she likes bad boys.0
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Inappropriate low self esteem0
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Didn't have a whip!0
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She wouldnt come to my dungeon...oops, I mean my basement, to see my whips.0
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Shoebacha1 wrote: »She wouldnt come to my dungeon...oops, I mean my basement, to see my whips.
I've met the others in the "basement"
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