Gaseous beauty- have to vent

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  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
    How will you explain when people ask how you two met? :D
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    mellecita wrote: »
    How will you explain when people ask how you two met? :D

    "It was in the wind."
  • Milfsh4ke
    Milfsh4ke Posts: 8 Member
    mellecita wrote: »
    How will you explain when people ask how you two met? :D

    MFPU
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    @Bucknutz247 Your going to marry her I predict. Then you can make and custom paint some clothespins for eachother. They are thoughtful wedding gifts for your partner. Something you can really use. And it sentimental. :D
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  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
    Lmao hilarious
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited January 2017
    Those are painted on both sides. :D The other side of the blue one (mine) has all red hearts. And the silver one (his) The other side his name and a heart...and more gemstones. Pfff. :D
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
    You made those for real?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    You made those for real?

    Yes!! Those are real. They are really custom made/painted, and decorated, by my husband and I. Because after we were engaged We joked about making those. Then oneday, we found a couple plain clothespins laying around. I painted one, he painted one. :)
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Sing "Love is in the air" when you go out with her.
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
    You should cook dinner for her so you know you'll be safe at the gym the next morning.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    No don't ask. She might end up telling you first.
    Maybe its just a whey protein fart...
    When are you asking her out??? Take her out.. Take her out. You said shes a bombshel. Go for it. Report back.
  • ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken Posts: 1,530 Member
    You have to show up with a Bean-O bouquet.
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
    UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far

    Wow. A conversation about protein farts turned x-rated?
  • HG210
    HG210 Posts: 103 Member
    This is pure comedy. Thanks Guys.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    ugh I thought this thread was about the sun

    Or Jupiter

    Nope. It was all about Uranus.

    And the winner of todays best answer goes to.....
  • ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken Posts: 1,530 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    ugh I thought this thread was about the sun

    Or Jupiter

    Nope. It was all about Uranus.

    And the winner of todays best answer goes to.....

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  • ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken Posts: 1,530 Member
    edited January 2017
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far

    That is the most insane logic I have ever heard! If it were me I would definitely not want to workout to next to anyone. But in this case it seems to have opened some doors. (Thankfully to let some fresh air in?) At any rate if you ever take her for a hot air balloon ride there will be no danger of crashing, as long she stays on her diet you stay in the air. In the summer any boat could be a speed boat, so there's another fun date idea! I hope you two crazy kids make beautiful music together.

  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    If she looks like my wife, I'll put my nose at the farting point every time it blows out.

    Ha ha ha!
  • EricaCraigie
    EricaCraigie Posts: 1,396 Member
    I myself have done it haha but I don't if there's people surrounding me
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    jessiferrrb wrote: »
    i've been going around meeting people ALL WRONG

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    I find this mesmerizing
  • Hipstermomof2_fitby40_2019
    Hipstermomof2_fitby40_2019 Posts: 15 Member
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    I'll keep you posted with her explanation. I have to ask

    She was testing the waters... if you can handle her farts in public, you're a keeper! Lol
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    Lmao hilarious

    Any updates OP??
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    jessiferrrb wrote: »
    i've been going around meeting people ALL WRONG

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    :D

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