Gaseous beauty- have to vent
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How will you explain when people ask how you two met?3
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@Bucknutz247 Your going to marry her I predict. Then you can make and custom paint some clothespins for eachother. They are thoughtful wedding gifts for your partner. Something you can really use. And it sentimental.
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Lmao hilarious0
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Those are painted on both sides. The other side of the blue one (mine) has all red hearts. And the silver one (his) The other side his name and a heart...and more gemstones. Pfff.0
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You made those for real?0
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »You made those for real?
Yes!! Those are real. They are really custom made/painted, and decorated, by my husband and I. Because after we were engaged We joked about making those. Then oneday, we found a couple plain clothespins laying around. I painted one, he painted one.0 -
Sing "Love is in the air" when you go out with her.1
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You should cook dinner for her so you know you'll be safe at the gym the next morning.2
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No don't ask. She might end up telling you first.
Maybe its just a whey protein fart...
When are you asking her out??? Take her out.. Take her out. You said shes a bombshel. Go for it. Report back.1 -
You have to show up with a Bean-O bouquet.4
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UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far2
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far
Wow. A conversation about protein farts turned x-rated?
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This is pure comedy. Thanks Guys.0
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ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken wrote: »Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »ugh I thought this thread was about the sun
Or Jupiter
Nope. It was all about Uranus.
And the winner of todays best answer goes to.....2 -
ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken wrote: »Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »ugh I thought this thread was about the sun
Or Jupiter
Nope. It was all about Uranus.
And the winner of todays best answer goes to.....
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »UPDATE--- so I was ready to find out why!!! I texted her last night and after a little chatting I asked. Her explanation was that she is on a high protein diet and when she starts working out she gets what she called bubbly and gets cramps so she lets it fly. She decided to workout next to someone because she doesn't want to be singled out. You can't make this stuff up...after that the conversation turned very adult. I'd get kicked off mfp if I discussed that. Pm me if you really want to know but don't if your easily offended. What a week so far
That is the most insane logic I have ever heard! If it were me I would definitely not want to workout to next to anyone. But in this case it seems to have opened some doors. (Thankfully to let some fresh air in?) At any rate if you ever take her for a hot air balloon ride there will be no danger of crashing, as long she stays on her diet you stay in the air. In the summer any boat could be a speed boat, so there's another fun date idea! I hope you two crazy kids make beautiful music together.
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »If she looks like my wife, I'll put my nose at the farting point every time it blows out.
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I myself have done it haha but I don't if there's people surrounding me0
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i've been going around meeting people ALL WRONG
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jessiferrrb wrote: »i've been going around meeting people ALL WRONG
I find this mesmerizing0 -
Bucknutz247 wrote: »I'll keep you posted with her explanation. I have to ask
She was testing the waters... if you can handle her farts in public, you're a keeper! Lol0 -
Bucknutz247 wrote: »Lmao hilarious
Any updates OP??0 -
jessiferrrb wrote: »i've been going around meeting people ALL WRONG
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