We broke up because...
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She believed every rumor she heard.0
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I got every girl preggers0
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He got my girlfriend pregnant I thought he only loved me0
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She was not pregnant with another woman's baby, and in love with the wrong person0
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Clearly he broke up with me
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We were never dating, I am her stalker.1
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she told me she was on the pill0
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Never cared to check if I was on the pill! It never got that far! Lol0
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she was very fertile
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He didn't want to Procreate with me!
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She was not fabulous, nor fantastic, nor 50. Fibber!!0
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I thought he deserved someone he really loved.0
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I used unconventional reproduction methods with her0
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cause I'm too old for him0
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she didn't agree to my terms and conditions0
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his terms and conditions were bizarre0
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she was way too kinky0
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He was way too vanilla1
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She was too pretty.0
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I only spoke in catch phrases...0
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She wore a mask at all hours of the day0
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He didn't appreciate the value of a good mask0
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@lnorman08 biore strips >0
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She left me for our hairdresser0
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She never appreciated the fact that I've always lived my life to the fullest - particularly at the buffet table every afternoon...0
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I was getting too large always going to the buffet with him!0
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He stuck flowers down his pants ..turns out he had an allergy ..ewwww the rash was gross0
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