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We broke up because...
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She didn't get that I would leave them empty implying the naughtiness0
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During dinner? Was that it?0
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She was so naive
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was so naive
Brilliant matchup
Archer2017 wrote: »During dinner? Was that it?
Noooo
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He thought I was Brilliant, but still wanted the Naive Girl! 0
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She kept trying to convince me she was a virgin. Please1
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I wanted her and the naive girl at the same time..0
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He wasn't the bow to my arrow.0
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she blew a fuse when I asked for a threesome. apparently i should have at least included her!3
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He was too wild for my taste0
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He never took me to see the Tower Bridge, or the White Cliffs of Dover... WTH?0
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apparently camping trips are supposed to involve time outside the sleeping bag0
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He zipped up my sleeping bag zipper and left me there so he could go Hang with the Wolves!0
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Because I only like gno not gn in.0
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I pulled her tail0
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Because he was confused and didn't pull my tail hard enough0
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because I only had two hands
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She was always putting her tail out there for others to ....0
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Lol
She was too bossy for me0 -
She would scream like a banshee every time I left her on her own. #creepy0
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she couldn't take the discipline0
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He was not affectionate enough0
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she was like a cat0
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he lied to me, doesn't look like his PP0
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I finally saw his little beady eyes and saw the real Windows to no soul!2
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He was always barking at me0
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She fell pregnant. .I just knew it wasn't mine 1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I finally saw his little beady eyes and saw the real Windows to no soul!
could not have put it better myself
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Shoebacha1 wrote: »Was not type "O" blood type
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I couldn't break up with him because he gets my humor! 0
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