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We broke up because...
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She acted like she never had streaks0
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he thought himself too good for me0
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She was a Streaker so she'd never have railroad tracks0
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cause she wouldn't ride the train with me0
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She kept yelling cho cho chuga chuga during sexy time0
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ROFL!!
he didn't like to role play0 -
He'd always say "I think I can, I think I can" but then he couldn't!
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oh man!!
she wanted to go alllllll night long every night0 -
Lol. Never wanted to get to the gooey center of my tootsiepop0
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His tootsie pop was more like a Tootsie roll0
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She kept calling me tootsie0
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Her wrapper fit a giant size chunky0
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he always put his ex girlfriends down
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She was always calling me her ex Girlfriend so I kinda figured that was it between us!0
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she was always a day late and dollar short0
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Although we agreed on how many children we should have, we couldn't agree if we should have them together0
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I couldn't make him pregnant ..no matter how hard I tried
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I found it disturbing she tried to impregnate a man.0
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She was a Sexist!0
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She would never go tornado chasing with me, only thunderstorm chasing...0
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he always rode with the guys instead of me while tornado chasing!0
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His wife hated me .. 0
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She practiced abstinence0
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he slept around0
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She would never define the word "ride" for me...0
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He had a rash ..ewwww0
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she gave him the rash0
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She never gave me anything0
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She started the spate of rashes0
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