We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me a Grouchy Mean Beyotch

slimgirljo15

She was grouchy and mean

Lioness_1978

Because she was struggling with dementia

LVNF04

we broke up because it's the new fad, all the cool kids are doing it

Lioness_1978

Because I didn't believe in following the cool kids

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's always acting like a Kid!

LVNF04

she told me I was a kid when I'm the man

Lioness_1978

Because he wasn't man enough to handle such a strong woman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always trying to Manhandle me!

LVNF04

she was always under estimating my abilities

Lioness_1978

He didn't like to make out. It was a shame

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Lioness_1978

Because he was a tshirt model

vaccal

Well

Lioness_1978

Because he would only say... well...

slimgirljo15

Came home with crabs..not the eating variety

FabulousFantasticFifty

Caught something from her Ex!

lqqkingatu

She was contagious!

benstronger

It wouldn't show me its eyes!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was the Serial killer in Silence Of The Lambs

xzsharp

she changed her hair color

Lioness_1978

Because our views of FUN were a million miles apart

MrStabbems

She wanted to use food in bed, her favourite was lasagna

Lioness_1978

He didn't like that I referred to myself as food

MrStabbems

she was forever changing the meaning of words. one week no is no the next no is yes. it was impossible!

Lioness_1978

He didn't want me touching his lips. That wasn't going to work for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like my lips as much as the Ex's

lqqkingatu

She overdid the li plumping waaay too much!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't appreciate my Home Improvement skills

slimgirljo15

Our house fell down around our ears after she tinkered ..so she went to her mums to live