We broke up because...
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He's a she?? That explains why i broke up with him0
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Said she was a Jeanie but she wouldn't let me rub her lamp0
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it wasn't my lamp he kept trying to rub0
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She didn't like my wick0
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He kept referring to himself as an alpha male...0
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We could never get things started0
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He was too shy to make the first move.0
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She never gave me a signal0
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He needed directions ;p0
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Kept insisting I needed directions0
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wouldn't ask for directions if he needed them
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He did!!!
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you gave him better directions than me0
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She always got lost!
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ouch.
you weren't a good navigator0 -
She ran off with our pool boy0
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You needed turn by turn directions0
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you don't know your left from your right0
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She wasn't a man0
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we broke up becuz she let the other guy wear the lingerie I got her.0
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He couldn't do that special thing with his tongue anymore ..I think he forgot how
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She's always doing things with her tongue and I wasn't present for it!0
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She lied about her age, I just found out and it has ruined me emotionally, physically, spiritually, emotionally1
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Because he was too emotional0
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Judgemental ..and a sook 0
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Because we are both too sensitive and always crying.
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Crybaby0
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Because she was mean. Lol0
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Damn Susie left me for Jody when I was in Iraq.
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