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We broke up because...
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she didn't like me stretching her0
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He thought I needed help with my stretches...0
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her definition of stretches was a little different to mine
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I found that ^^^ in his basement!
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She left me in his basement0
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We never broke up..still happy together0
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She's a two timer0
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She would always use up all the hot water when she showered...
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he didn't like the hot tub0
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She couldn't remember the phonetic alphabet.0
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Was too hot to handle!1
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She wouldn't let me try on her boots0
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she wouldn't let me drive her car0
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She couldn't drive manual transmission0
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Was always after clipping wings! Nevrr giving you wings to fly!0
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Because I DO and prefer to drive stick shift and she doesn't0
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Didn't understand that clipping wings was code for full body massage...0
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always wanted massages, wouldn't give them in return0
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Would not finish her massages0
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spent hours on the toilet with only one bathroom in the house0
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Would never call when I was home, only left me messages0
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Took hours getting ready to go out0
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thought wearing sweats was good for a romantic date0
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Never flosses0
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Always had a toothpick in her mouth.0
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Tried to act like my Mother always bossing me around!0
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showed her cleavage to anyone she met (hehehheheee)0
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Wore granny panties0
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put streaks in his "drawers"0
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