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Bless your heart!
LittleHearseDriver
Posts: 2,677 Member
Lets hear your favorite quirky sayings and one liners 
You're as quite as a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
That dog don't hunt.
It's as cold as a well digger's *kitten*.
You're as quite as a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
That dog don't hunt.
It's as cold as a well digger's *kitten*.
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"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway"4
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.3
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Don’t Throw the Baby Out with the Bathwater0
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Everybody Wants to go to Heaven; Nobody Wants to Die.5
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It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.0
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Steph38878 wrote: »It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.
and hotter than a w horehouse on dollar day3 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Steph38878 wrote: »It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.
and hotter than a w horehouse on dollar day
Are you sweating like a wh0re in church?1 -
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.2
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway"
100 years from now, all new people.0 -
I'd hit that like a screen door in a hurricane.
(I damn sure would)5 -
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
I reckon.
She's as pretty as a peach.
Full as a tick.1 -
If you live in a glass house don't get dressed with the lights on
Bob's your uncle
When in doubt, pump it out0 -
Well butter my butt and call me biscuit!5
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If if was a 5th we'd all be drunk2
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_pollyprissypants_ wrote: »Slap my *kitten* and call me Susan
As long as you don't call me Shirley....
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Don't steal. The government hates competition.3
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Whatever floats your boat.1
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I'm gonna make like a baby and head out.
(I'm leaving, see ya later)3 -
Whatever burns your biscuits.0
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Whatever cranks your tractor.0
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"That's slicker than hot snot on a cold doorknob"0
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I'd be on her like ugly on an ape.1
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Hes all hat and no cattle.1
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