True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess, I am slightly perturbed. My 198 day MFP Log in streak will end tomorrow. I will be offline, unplugged in the woods. Not concerned about not logging food, since all calories consumed outdoors do not count.
Sad about the end of the streak just short of 200. 
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I confess I just bought 5 pints of Halo Top and don't know which to dig into first.3
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I am going out to dinner to have corn beef and cabbage in two hours...mmmm Happy Irishman here!0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Last night sucked. My friend, who recently moved back from New Orleans, asked me to go with her to a party. She heard about it from a guy she met on Tinder and screwed a few times (he wasn't attractive at all). We stuck out like sore thumbs because everyone else knew each other.She had no problem telling everyone about her new job working for a phone sex company and the amount of guys she's slept with (140
). Everyone kept asking me if do the same thing, it was so embarrassing. I spent the majority of the time talking to the host of the party about how I liked how he remodeled his house and the price of mortgages. What can I say? I'm the life of the party. Then we went to a bar when the party died down. I felt like a 3rd wheel at the bar. My friend and the dude she met at the party were all over each other. Every time she got up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, he would hit on me. He asked if she and I had ever considered hooking up. I'm sure he was hoping for a threesome. When the bar closed he invited us back to his house.She wanted to go, but I put my foot down and refused. She told me it was no big deal because she does it all the time. I stuck to my guns and he agreed to go back to her apartment instead. I didn't drink so was the designated driver. On the way back, she gave him a hand job in the car and I felt like throwing up. I got my stuff and left as soon as I got to her place.
I used to have friends like that.
do you still have their telephone numbers?
.... I'm asking for a friend4 -
I confess...I'm ready to murder my son's mother.
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Motorsheen wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Last night sucked. My friend, who recently moved back from New Orleans, asked me to go with her to a party. She heard about it from a guy she met on Tinder and screwed a few times (he wasn't attractive at all). We stuck out like sore thumbs because everyone else knew each other.She had no problem telling everyone about her new job working for a phone sex company and the amount of guys she's slept with (140 ). Everyone kept asking me if do the same thing, it was so embarrassing. I spent the majority of the time talking to the host of the party about how I liked how he remodeled his house and the price of mortgages. What can I say? I'm the life of the party. Then we went to a bar when the party died down. I felt like a 3rd wheel at the bar. My friend and the dude she met at the party were all over each other. Every time she got up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, he would hit on me. He asked if she and I had ever considered hooking up. I'm sure he was hoping for a threesome. When the bar closed he invited us back to his house.She wanted to go, but I put my foot down and refused. She told me it was no big deal because she does it all the time. I stuck to my guns and he agreed to go back to her apartment instead. I didn't drink so was the designated driver. On the way back, she gave him a hand job in the car and I felt like throwing up. I got my stuff and left as soon as I got to her place.
I used to have friends like that.
do you still have their telephone numbers?
.... I'm asking for a friend
My apologies to your, uh, friend, but they're used-to-bes for a reason.0 -
I confess, I am slightly perturbed. My 198 day MFP Log in streak will end tomorrow. I will be offline, unplugged in the woods. Not concerned about not logging food, since all calories consumed outdoors do not count. Sad about the end of the streak just short of 200.
Get on tonight at midnight0 -
I confess....the F word has been a favorite for weeks...if I'm not saying WTF or F off...I'm thinking it! WTF? I blame it on people. LOL3
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Drinking a lot and making urstionable choiceas!
Lol
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I confess I hate adult responsibilities and wish i could go back and be a kid again for a second time and this time do it without cares about growing up or what people think. Sometimes i wish i could go inside cartoon lands lol0
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rodsteph777 wrote: »I confess I hate adult responsibilities and wish i could go back and be a kid again for a second time and this time do it without cares about growing up or what people think. Sometimes i wish i could go inside cartoon lands lol
Yep.1 -
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I am not drinking, and I am not sad about that.
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So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.1
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So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
According to the nurses, the last time I was under general anesthesia - when I had my wisdom teeth removed in November - I screamed through the whole procedure. Fun times! Good luck with your procedure. 0 -
So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
tape the babbling and show it to us; I promise, we won't laugh
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I confess I didn't finish my glass of wine cause I feel icky I don't wanna feel icky.0
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So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
According to the nurses, the last time I was under general anesthesia - when I had my wisdom teeth removed in November - I screamed through the whole procedure. Fun times! Good luck with your procedure.
Thank-you I don't remember the two days following my wisdom teeth surgery. I can't imagine what the doctors and nurses must witness with disoriented patients.Motorsheen wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
tape the babbling and show it to us; I promise, we won't laugh
much
Haha, it could be quite amusing I suppose!
Great idea! I am going to ask them if I can record it, I'd kinda like to watch.
I sleepwalk and talk occasionally, so I worry anyways about crazy stuff I might do when asleep. I can only imagine what might happen with me on anesthetic drugs.
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So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
According to the nurses, the last time I was under general anesthesia - when I had my wisdom teeth removed in November - I screamed through the whole procedure. Fun times! Good luck with your procedure.
Thank-you I don't remember the two days following my wisdom teeth surgery. I can't imagine what the doctors and nurses must witness with disoriented patients.Motorsheen wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
tape the babbling and show it to us; I promise, we won't laugh
much
Haha, it could be quite amusing I suppose!
Great idea! I am going to ask them if I can record it, I'd kinda like to watch.
I sleepwalk and talk occasionally, so I worry anyways about crazy stuff I might do when asleep. I can only imagine what might happen with me on anesthetic drugs.
I get a kick out of patients recovering from anesthesia.... seriously. Most of the time, it's like truth serum. Whatever they're thinking just pops out.1 -
merrysailor88 wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
According to the nurses, the last time I was under general anesthesia - when I had my wisdom teeth removed in November - I screamed through the whole procedure. Fun times! Good luck with your procedure.
Thank-you I don't remember the two days following my wisdom teeth surgery. I can't imagine what the doctors and nurses must witness with disoriented patients.Motorsheen wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
tape the babbling and show it to us; I promise, we won't laugh
much
Haha, it could be quite amusing I suppose!
Great idea! I am going to ask them if I can record it, I'd kinda like to watch.
I sleepwalk and talk occasionally, so I worry anyways about crazy stuff I might do when asleep. I can only imagine what might happen with me on anesthetic drugs.
I get a kick out of patients recovering from anesthesia.... seriously. Most of the time, it's like truth serum. Whatever they're thinking just pops out.
Ahhhh, exactly what I am afraid of...the vulnerability, the lack of dignity!0 -
[ the lack of dignity!merrysailor88 wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
According to the nurses, the last time I was under general anesthesia - when I had my wisdom teeth removed in November - I screamed through the whole procedure. Fun times! Good luck with your procedure.
Thank-you I don't remember the two days following my wisdom teeth surgery. I can't imagine what the doctors and nurses must witness with disoriented patients.Motorsheen wrote: »So I feel stupid for confessing this, but that hasn't stopped me so far...I am supposed to have an elective surgery and I am not afraid of the surgery, but of having a general anesthetic and what I might say while babbling on during recovery from anesthesia.
tape the babbling and show it to us; I promise, we won't laugh
much
Haha, it could be quite amusing I suppose!
Great idea! I am going to ask them if I can record it, I'd kinda like to watch.
I sleepwalk and talk occasionally, so I worry anyways about crazy stuff I might do when asleep. I can only imagine what might happen with me on anesthetic drugs.
I get a kick out of patients recovering from anesthesia.... seriously. Most of the time, it's like truth serum. Whatever they're thinking just pops out.
accept it; I have
good lord, have I
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