Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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I took a Viagra before I picked you up. I hope it's not going to be wasted.0
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Just don't talk about your ex or politics1
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Or religion0
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If I start snoring...just slap me0
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Have you ever seen The Human Centipede?0
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"My ex and I used to come here all the time."0
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Do you think you could lie really still? With these ice packs under your arms? Oh and try not to breathe.0
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I want to have your babies0
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I need to fart0
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I'm going to need you to pre-chew my food. . . .1
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In case you're wondering, no, I don't have a pair of socks in my pants.0
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"I asked you out because you look like my ex......well you will once you've dyed your hair!"1
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you've been my girlfriend for a while now , i just hadn't got around to telling you ...1
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I had to wait until my mom got home so I can get the car.0
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So how much?1
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What does your mom/sister look like naked???0
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Does this look like a cold sore?0
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Some real things I have had guys say
"Oh yeah no those pictures on my profile are really my cousin we look a lot alike but he is better looking"
At a starbucks meet up suggested by the guy "what do you mean you ordered a coffee, women can't drink caffeine "
"You are actually 5'10". I thought everyone added height. I can't date a girl taller then me" fyi his profile called him 6 foot he was 5 ft7
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excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?0
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Before a first date, texting on Match.com "I would move from Florida to CA for the right woman"
"Are you into cuckholding?"
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