Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

FabulousFantasticFifty

You should really think about ordering the Salad!

dpwellman

@Bridge_marie wrote: »

Your brother was pretty big, I hope it runs in the family

That's not necessarily bad. . .

. . . because what if it does?

michael1976_ca

honkytonk badonkadonk i can't wait to see you go

BreezyPeezy5

I want to get married soon

ZR200

I think I love you

Vikka_V

You remind me of my dad

FabulousFantasticFifty

You look way older than your profile picture!

Vikka_V

Do you have any hot friends?

slimgirljo15

I dated your mum

Vikka_V

can we finish this up, I have another date in 20 minutes

ZR200

Can I borrow $10

Vikka_V

you look like my brother

kangakev

Weird...but silk underwear doesn't usually make my crotch itch this much

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LVNF04

Ear wax is delicious

slimgirljo15

I love your skin ..I'd like to wear it

dpwellman

So. . . your name is really [insert name here]? I am serving you these court documents. . . .

Carbkiller1970

Can my mom sit at the end of the table, she needs to be close to the bathroom

davedoubleu

I see your moustache is coming on well

ZR200

I think is best you go with a salad sweetie!

Vikka_V

My ex is so smart, funny and great looking...I miss him everyday

subcounter

Bridge_marie wrote: »

I'm gonna get pregnant tonight!

Saying something like: Omg thats hilarious, my ex used to say that all the time!

Vikka_V

You're good looking, but my ex is a 10/10

FabulousFantasticFifty

I have some tweezers in my purse if you want to lose that unibrow

LeeMarie392

Your mom is hot

slimgirljo15

I got a hot date next week..wanna babysit ..lets face it you're not getting another date anytime soon

Lawwwyer

I promise, this isn't what it looks like.

vikinglander

Do you have your own bass boat?

clgkat34

I look just like my dad....you f@$# me...you f@$# him.

gcibsthom

Oh, these lesions?.....well, don't worry, I shouldn't be contagious now....