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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    In case you're wondering, no, I don't have a pair of socks in my pants.
  • mskimee
    mskimee Posts: 228 Member
    "I asked you out because you look like my ex......well you will once you've dyed your hair!"
  • FitJulian
    FitJulian Posts: 27 Member
    you've been my girlfriend for a while now , i just hadn't got around to telling you ...
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I had to wait until my mom got home so I can get the car.
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    So how much?
  • jmp463
    jmp463 Posts: 266 Member
    What does your mom/sister look like naked???
  • clh72569
    clh72569 Posts: 280 Member
    Does this look like a cold sore?
  • amtyrell
    amtyrell Posts: 1,447 Member
    Some real things I have had guys say
    "Oh yeah no those pictures on my profile are really my cousin we look a lot alike but he is better looking"
    At a starbucks meet up suggested by the guy "what do you mean you ordered a coffee, women can't drink caffeine "
    "You are actually 5'10". I thought everyone added height. I can't date a girl taller then me" fyi his profile called him 6 foot he was 5 ft7
  • jvcjim
    jvcjim Posts: 812 Member
    excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
  • clh72569
    clh72569 Posts: 280 Member
    Before a first date, texting on Match.com "I would move from Florida to CA for the right woman"

    "Are you into cuckholding?"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Marry me!
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    Can I borrow money
  • djchaney3
    djchaney3 Posts: 387 Member
    You smell different awake!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    My kids are gonna love you!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2017
    You can't tell your parents or any of your other teachers ... OK?
  • djchaney3
    djchaney3 Posts: 387 Member
    Just ignore the zip ties and duct tape in the back seat
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I'm wearing a new deodorant....wanna smell my armpit?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I just got out of prison..honest my last 6 boyfriends died of natural causes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Do you enjoy torture?
  • FFeric
    FFeric Posts: 100 Member
    Don't worry, I was never convicted...
  • iamsharica
    iamsharica Posts: 947 Member
    Hold on let me take this call
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2017
    Dayum...Would you look at the ..... On that Broad!
  • FFeric
    FFeric Posts: 100 Member
    You look so good...do you have a younger sister?
  • iamsharica
    iamsharica Posts: 947 Member
    I'm broke, you paying for this meal right?
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Do you know if sniffing glue is unhealthy?
  • lqqkingatu
    lqqkingatu Posts: 3,080 Member
    My dad used to use that same kind of goose grease on his hair...
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Because my *kitten* got blown in a freak fan boating accident, my fake testicle doubles as my glass eye..
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
    "What do you want to do?"
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    I'm sorry, but I have this terrible itch
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I really like pound cake.
    Wait. What's wrong with pound cake? Especially during strawberry season?
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