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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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In case you're wondering, no, I don't have a pair of socks in my pants.0
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"I asked you out because you look like my ex......well you will once you've dyed your hair!"1
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you've been my girlfriend for a while now , i just hadn't got around to telling you ...1
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I had to wait until my mom got home so I can get the car.0
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So how much?1
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What does your mom/sister look like naked???0
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Does this look like a cold sore?0
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Some real things I have had guys say
"Oh yeah no those pictures on my profile are really my cousin we look a lot alike but he is better looking"
At a starbucks meet up suggested by the guy "what do you mean you ordered a coffee, women can't drink caffeine "
"You are actually 5'10". I thought everyone added height. I can't date a girl taller then me" fyi his profile called him 6 foot he was 5 ft7
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excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?0
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Before a first date, texting on Match.com "I would move from Florida to CA for the right woman"
"Are you into cuckholding?"
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Marry me!1
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Can I borrow money0
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You smell different awake!0
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My kids are gonna love you!0
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You can't tell your parents or any of your other teachers ... OK?2
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Just ignore the zip ties and duct tape in the back seat1
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I'm wearing a new deodorant....wanna smell my armpit?0
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I just got out of prison..honest my last 6 boyfriends died of natural causes0
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Do you enjoy torture?0
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Don't worry, I was never convicted...0
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Hold on let me take this call0
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Dayum...Would you look at the ..... On that Broad!0
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You look so good...do you have a younger sister?1
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I'm broke, you paying for this meal right?0
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Do you know if sniffing glue is unhealthy?1
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My dad used to use that same kind of goose grease on his hair...0
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Because my *kitten* got blown in a freak fan boating accident, my fake testicle doubles as my glass eye..1
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"What do you want to do?"1
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I'm sorry, but I have this terrible itch1
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I really like pound cake.0
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