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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    subcounter wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Are you really going to eat ALL of that?

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    Haha,
    That would be my exact expression and glare!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    You should try wearing .....(fill in any suggestion here)
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Sooo booty call? *wink *wink

    lol you might get this reaction more often than not :grin:
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    I'd say:
    Wait, you're the other twin?!
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    Your a WINNER!!!!!
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
    This place is so much better than where I took your sister!
  • bluiedgrl10
    bluiedgrl10 Posts: 2,017 Member
    Looks like you dad taught you to kiss
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Yeahhhhh... I bus tables here.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    So today is now our anniversary
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
    Wow, you're so much prettier up close than through binoculars!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited March 2017
    Uhmmm... you look really different from your photo
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Are those real? Because I know a guy in med school looking for some practice
  • lqqkingatu
    lqqkingatu Posts: 3,080 Member
    We would make beautiful babies
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    I hope my wife doesn't find out I'm here
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Is that a wig?
  • EricNewark
    EricNewark Posts: 295 Member
    This place is awesome. Last week when I was here and the waitress told me my date had snuck out through the kitchen. I was so devasted. She even called my mom for me since I didn't have a ride home. You are not going to leave me here are you?
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Geeez...don't sit so close to me
  • lqqkingatu
    lqqkingatu Posts: 3,080 Member
    Looks like I'm gonna get lucky tonight.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    "i like doing stuff in groups"
  • lqqkingatu
    lqqkingatu Posts: 3,080 Member
    You put your keys in this bowl when you first come in ....
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    I took a Viagra before I picked you up. I hope it's not going to be wasted.
  • galway__girl
    galway__girl Posts: 277 Member
    Just don't talk about your ex or politics
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Or religion
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    If I start snoring...just slap me
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Have you ever seen The Human Centipede?
  • JeffreyOC
    JeffreyOC Posts: 810 Member
    edited March 2017
    "My ex and I used to come here all the time."
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Do you think you could lie really still? With these ice packs under your arms? Oh and try not to breathe.
  • theemsicle1986
    theemsicle1986 Posts: 20 Member
    I want to have your babies
  • galway__girl
    galway__girl Posts: 277 Member
    I need to fart
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    I'm going to need you to pre-chew my food. . . .
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