Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

dpwellman

So let me tell you how apple cider vinegar will change your life. . .

ninerbuff

Don't worry, my skin always peels in that area.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

This aren't blisters just an allergic reaction

dpwellman

Please hold still. I need to check you for wires.

BreezyPeezy5

You look like my ex
(From experience )

Vikka_V

"I like your perpendicular face" (from experience too...sounds to me like "you look like a man")

iamsharica

(Walks me to my front door) "Can I come in?"

stillkicking257

iamsharica wrote: »

(Walks me to my front door) "Can I come in?"

We'd be at the front door talking forever not wanting to end the date.

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Daddy is gonna ride with us

iamsharica

stillkicking257 wrote: »

iamsharica wrote: »

(Walks me to my front door) "Can I come in?"

We'd be at the front door talking forever not wanting to end the date.

And before we know it, it's 4am lol

stillkicking257

iamsharica wrote: »

stillkicking257 wrote: »

iamsharica wrote: »

(Walks me to my front door) "Can I come in?"

We'd be at the front door talking forever not wanting to end the date.

And before we know it, it's 4am lol

Exactly!

slimgirljo15

Do you know how to get rid of crabs?

iamsharica

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Do you know how to get rid of crabs?

ruuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would you like some breath mints?

slimgirljo15

You'll have to wait for my rash to clear before we can do anything ..

iamsharica

Let's go to McDonald's

BreezyPeezy5

I love Mcdonalds

Don't tell him he's not your type
(I'm great at messing up on first dates)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Do you have Life Insurance?

kangakev

My dandruff is not usually this thick

KrazyLeeLee

I believe showering is unnatural

dpwellman

We have four hours until the pill wears off

iamsharica

Can I have a kiss goodnight

FabulousFantasticFifty

Your place or mine?

iTim__

Your face or mine?

iamsharica

Are you going to finish that? If not can I eat the rest?

iTim__

Want to see my rash? It is probably not contagious.

mrarmaan

Cant talk that much bx i dont want her to listen infact i wanna listen her so will quiet most of time and will focus on her voice and expressions and all that

FabulousFantasticFifty

My Daddy is checking you out

mrarmaan

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

My Daddy is checking you out

Haha

dpwellman

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

My Daddy is checking you out

Is that more or less creepy if "daddy" was replaced with "snake". . .?