Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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So...Are you up for checking out this Swingers Club I frequent?0
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How much do you weigh?0
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Oh... uhh... hmm... Yeah, I'll be right back. It was a shart.0
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Your pajama pants match your couch throw blanket. Laughs.0
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Want some candy, kids? Hop in my windowless van to see my puppy.0
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My ex was a pagan that turned from strait to lesbian, you don't like women too do you? You sure not even bi?0
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My alter ego or higher self is other-wordly and I come from another planet. I think we are twin flames! .................
Want to astral to my starship?0 -
I brought my kids along to meet you. Kids, say "hi" to your new daddy.0
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do you have a sister?1
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I had a dream before we met that we died as deep lovers and came back into this world in the now only to meet again.0
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Show me on the doll where I can touch you.0
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Is it ok that I brought my dog?0
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Is it ok that I can have your leftovers for my dog?0
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You look just like my ex, God rest his soul -- that b@st@rd's look could make anyone kill.1
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Is this a five condom night? Winks.....0
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I got a dozen condoms and a bottle of Gatorade -- it is important to set goals.1
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They say mental attacks are growing less frequent...0
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If you just lost a few pounds here and here then youd be more than a 7.0
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Are those things real?0
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