True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Cerealsensei wrote: »
Awww. Thank you!0 -
Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."2 -
Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Geez 9? That's so scary.
Though I confess to laughing at the last two.0 -
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Oh my gosh! NOOOO! Ahaha. I confess I wanted to hide behind my hands reading this, and also the last couple made me bust out laughing. I hope you handled that okay!
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Omg. I am not looking forward to that convo
Although I already explaindnhow babies are born and he informed me he will just leave that to the doctor's and his wife0 -
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...
My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..
It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...1 -
JstTheWayIam wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...
My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..
It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...
My dad told me "If I ever catch you alone in your room with a boy I will break your legs"...
Short, sweet, tough, and effective. I didn't lose my virginity until I moved out of his house.2 -
JstTheWayIam wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...
My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..
It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...
My talk was, "Be careful where you are sticking that thing." Start to finish.
Another confession...
Probably because of that lack of guidance I was a 8th grader and she was a freshman in high school when I lost my virginity. But hey...I was careful. No diseases. No babies.1 -
I confess that I want everyone in the voice thread to read me a bedtime story. My face is hurting from smiling so hard.4
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »JstTheWayIam wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
Wow! Just, wow!
I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...
My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..
It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...
My talk was, "Be careful where you are sticking that thing." Start to finish.
Another confession...
Probably because of that lack of guidance I was a 8th grader and she was a freshman in high school when I lost my virginity. But hey...I was careful. No diseases. No babies.
My mom at least handed me a book and said "Read this, and if you have any questions come ask me."
Though once I was older my parents were decidedly (and possibly therapy inducing-ly) more open about sex. Including personal stories. *shudder*0 -
I confess my father's "talk" was in vain
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I confess I'm a little obsessed with the voice thread.3
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I confess I don't think I ever had the talk. I think it was more my brother going to school and telling all the boys my age if you touch my sister you die. Ya i wasn't popular
And yay for the voices. I want some.bedtime stories1 -
I confess I've realized I'm raising a little cheater... But I pity the kid that has to guard him
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Work is quiet at the moment and I spend far too much time online instead of doing work.0
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Carillon_Campanello wrote: »Confession.
Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.
Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.
Is it risky to have sex without a condom?
Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?
When will I get sperm?
Do you still make sperm?
Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.
Does mom have a disease?
Why am I getting hair around my penis?
And....for the finale....
Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?
"Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."
This reminds me of when I was sitting with my daughter and thought it a good opportunity to answer any questions she might have about sex ..she looked at me horrified when I asked if she had questions and covered her ears and went lalalalala..
..obviously she was the shy one
Im not sure she was mine ..lol1 -
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess that I want everyone in the voice thread to read me a bedtime story. My face is hurting from smiling so hard.
Me too..is it bad that Im imagining that voice ..whispering something in my ear 2 -
I confess I'm seriously considering amputating the baby toe on my left foot. How many times can I hit it or break it or sprain it0
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I confess I smiled a little too much hearing one voice in particular tonight.2
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Haha. That duck. but seriously. Wtf is wrong with this toe. Clearly it's not just me being clumsy0 -
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Haha. That duck. but seriously. Wtf is wrong with this toe. Clearly it's not just me being clumsy
Let's take a look at it. Do you have webbed feet?
I'm not a freak so no1 -
lol 
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