True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess I'm seriously considering amputating the baby toe on my left foot. How many times can I hit it or break it or sprain it


    I've broken mine a couple times from hitting it against something. Ugh!

    I broke mine last year and never let it heal properly. I think it sticks out a little nor now....I'm kinda clumsy I admit so I walk into lots of things and the poor toe gets the brunt of it
  • liftingmomlife
    liftingmomlife Posts: 47 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess I'm seriously considering amputating the baby toe on my left foot. How many times can I hit it or break it or sprain it


    I've broken mine a couple times from hitting it against something. Ugh!

    I broke mine last year and never let it heal properly. I think it sticks out a little nor now....I'm kinda clumsy I admit so I walk into lots of things and the poor toe gets the brunt of it

    Omgoshhh, poor thing! The worst part about it is you can't do anything about it when it happens but suffer! lol and I swear it breaks easier now.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Confession.
    Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.

    Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.

    Is it risky to have sex without a condom?

    Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?

    When will I get sperm?

    Do you still make sperm?

    Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.

    Does mom have a disease?

    Why am I getting hair around my penis?

    And....for the finale....

    Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?

    "Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."

    Wow! Just, wow! :open_mouth:

    I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...

    My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..

    It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...

    My talk was, "Be careful where you are sticking that thing." Start to finish.

    Another confession...

    Probably because of that lack of guidance I was a 8th grader and she was a freshman in high school when I lost my virginity. But hey...I was careful. No diseases. No babies.

    I don't recall ever getting that talk from my parents. My sister told me when I was 8 that I can't get pregnant unless I've had my first period. Then there was sex ed in school. At least my first time was with someone I went to church with since I was 7. We were both 15.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Confession.
    Not prepared for this part of fatherhood.

    Questions my son just asked when I was taking him home after dinner. BTW he's 9 and I thought I had a few more years.

    Is it risky to have sex without a condom?

    Is the whole penis needed to make a baby or just the top?

    When will I get sperm?

    Do you still make sperm?

    Which one is more common? Babies or diseases.

    Does mom have a disease?

    Why am I getting hair around my penis?

    And....for the finale....

    Does the penis go in a woman's vagina or her butt to make a baby?

    "Because some people put the penis in the butt dad. That's weird."

    Wow! Just, wow! :open_mouth:

    I never dared to ask and they never dared to talk about it...

    My father waited until I was 15 and only talked with me because he had probable cause lol..

    It was short and simple... "You better not be doing anything stupid!"... Lol. Simpler times, but then again maybe not...

    My dad told me "If I ever catch you alone in your room with a boy I will break your legs"...

    Short, sweet, tough, and effective. I didn't lose my virginity until I moved out of his house.

    OK, I confess I laughed at all of the questions, but my kid is 18, so we had the talk when he was about 8.

    My dad told me, "I know what happens in the bottoms of boats & the backs of cars-don't be stupid."
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    I confess i cheated today and had a chicken cheesesteak with waffle fries and I don't regret one bite.
  • rahimlj
    rahimlj Posts: 239 Member
    cheated on my ex & still feel bad. lol
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I confess I'm going to need all the power of the gods to keep my feelings & words from coming out of my mouth today. Because if they do, I won't regret them.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm going to need all the power of the gods to keep my feelings & words from coming out of my mouth today. Because if they do, I won't regret them.

    I bet you'd feel better if you said what you want. No regrets!

    Don't encourage me :D

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess my mom told me were going to church tonorrow. I told her that's news to me. She then said it's to a church an hour away. I told her we aren't going. I'm going to watch out for lightning bolts now
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    What happened to @GnothiSeauton23 ?
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I wish I had a fun accent.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I confess I love the smell of gasoline and love starting up the lawnmower for the first time in the spring/summer and cutting the grass the first time. I also love that I can now cut the grass and not feel dead to the world after doing so.

    I also confess I am not religious at all and eat meat during lent, but I love going to fish fries at firehalls during lent and getting a big fried fish sandwich, some fries and mac and cheese... soooo good.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited April 2017
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I wish I had a fun accent.

    Me too. :(
  • MTgal477
    MTgal477 Posts: 829 Member
    I absolutely love the smell of skunks!! :smiley:
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess I love the smell of gasoline and love starting up the lawnmower for the first time in the spring/summer and cutting the grass the first time. I also love that I can now cut the grass and not feel dead to the world after doing so.

    I also confess I am not religious at all and eat meat during lent, but I love going to fish fries at firehalls during lent and getting a big fried fish sandwich, some fries and mac and cheese... soooo good.

    I confess I am religious and eat meat during Lent all the time.
  • o2691944
    o2691944 Posts: 41 Member
    I confess, I sometimes eat Ben and Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream after a run....
  • rugratz2015
    rugratz2015 Posts: 593 Member
    o2691944 wrote: »
    I confess, I sometimes eat Ben and Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream after a run....

    I confess that the main reason I do cardio is so that I can eat more x
  • o2691944
    o2691944 Posts: 41 Member
    o2691944 wrote: »
    I confess, I sometimes eat Ben and Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream after a run....

    I confess that the main reason I do cardio is so that I can eat more x

    You're secret is safe with me.

    I confess, the main reason I do it is so that I can drink beer. Long run today... long beer right now ;)
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I love the smell of gasoline and love starting up the lawnmower for the first time in the spring/summer and cutting the grass the first time. I also love that I can now cut the grass and not feel dead to the world after doing so.

    I also confess I am not religious at all and eat meat during lent, but I love going to fish fries at firehalls during lent and getting a big fried fish sandwich, some fries and mac and cheese... soooo good.

    I confess I am religious and eat meat during Lent all the time.

    I'm Catholic, rarely go to Church and I eat meat on Friday's during Lent. :#

    I'm Lutheran... And married to a pastor. And have gone to church once during Lent. The kiddo cried the whole time. I rarely go because of that.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MTgal477 wrote: »
    I absolutely love the smell of skunks!! :smiley:

    Yeah, makes me a lil homesick.

    That and the smell of fresh cut grass.

    Fresh cut grass smells like football practice and conditioning.
  • o2691944
    o2691944 Posts: 41 Member
    *inspired by another thread here.

    I love to work out and keep fit.
    I am super attracted to bigger ladies.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MTgal477 wrote: »
    I absolutely love the smell of skunks!! :smiley:

    Yeah, makes me a lil homesick.

    That and the smell of fresh cut grass.

    Fresh cut grass smells like football practice and conditioning.

    That's one of the things I love best about spring/summer. The smell of fresh cut grass.

    I love the smell of fresh cut grass for all of 5 minutes... then I can't breathe anymore because I'm insanely allergic to grass. I even get hives on my legs if I sit on grass without a barrier... or mow the lawn with skin exposed. (So sexy, right?)
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MTgal477 wrote: »
    I absolutely love the smell of skunks!! :smiley:

    Yeah, makes me a lil homesick.

    That and the smell of fresh cut grass.

    Fresh cut grass smells like football practice and conditioning.

    That's one of the things I love best about spring/summer. The smell of fresh cut grass.

    I love the smell of fresh cut grass for all of 5 minutes... then I can't breathe anymore because I'm insanely allergic to grass. I even get hives on my legs if I sit on grass without a barrier... or mow the lawn with skin exposed. (So sexy, right?)

    Oh that stinks! :(

    Truth. Especially on lawn care days. Luckily I don't have to do the mowing... This is just a fraction of my yard.

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  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    I confess that I've neglected my laundry, just got out of the shower and realized that I have no boxers left :#
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I confess that I've neglected my laundry, just got out of the shower and realized that I have no boxers left :#

    So is your confession that you're going commando?
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess that I've neglected my laundry, just got out of the shower and realized that I have no boxers left :#

    So is your confession that you're going commando?
    :#B)
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    Another nice thing about nice weather.. can wash and wax my car myself and not have to go through a car wash. Looks brand new again.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Another nice thing about nice weather.. can wash and wax my car myself and not have to go through a car wash. Looks brand new again.

    I love it when my old car looks shiny and new! My car is a 2001, and an obnoxiously bright blue. (I hate doing the waxing though, I get impatient)