We broke up because...
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Kept complaining how I looked better in her yoga pants0
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He probably doesn't know what he wants so I give up0
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I probably do0
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He outlifted me0
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His snark was better than mine0
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she wasn't willing to come down to the basement
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His guac was way too spicy....0
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She never appreciated the fact that I was back to back musical chair champion...0
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all he ever did was practice his musical chair routine....0
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Of injury related issues...0
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He kept calling me his ex's name0
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My dial up internet connection did not impress her...0
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They say size doesn't count..but honestly ..yes..yes it does
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »They say size doesn't count..but honestly ..yes..yes it does
She was literally begging me for sex....all the time.0 -
DasItMan91 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »They say size doesn't count..but honestly ..yes..yes it does
She was literally begging me for sex....all the time.
Ohh please..it was your idea that I get on my knees
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She tried to make me a hand puppet.
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Kept asking me to stick my hand up ...ermmm never mind0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kept asking me to stick my hand up ...ermmm never mind
She kept asking me to smell her finger.0 -
He ALWAYS wanted to play with his puppets0
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Something about her cooking.
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he wouldn't sharpen my kitchen knives0
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ROFL!!!
Oh wow, I can't think of anything after that, ROFL.0 -
She rolled on the floor laughing every time I got nekked
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cause she wouldn't pounce on me while i was rolling on the floor 0
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She was always pouncing on me, could never get any rest 1
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He was always in bed by 5:30 pm0
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