We broke up because...
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Always talking with his mouth full0
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lol yup
Always kept my mouth full0 -
Always eating tacos
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My attempts to satisfy her always failed...0
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'Tis true, he's always in a hurry!
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She said I was rushing her0
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The well ran dry and she was still thirsty.0
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She always ran off for months on end!0
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We could never agree on her filters0
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Wouldn't participate in Filter Friday0
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Always trying to filter me0
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She couldn't drive a stick.0
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I still can't bring myself to talk about it0
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She'd never share her feelings0
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Because I like to flirt0
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I stopped paying for lap dances.0
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He went to strip clubs instead0
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She kept her clothes on.0
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Wanted us to join a Nudest colony0
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Wanted us to join a convent.0
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Was a Heathen0
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She thought I was sweet.0
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Not any more! Heathen!!!0
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He was bitter I slept while he wanted a cookie!0
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She didn't like me eating her cookie while she was asleep.1
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She dreamed of cookies
And yelled out "COOKIE!!!" Like Cookie Monster and scared the hell out of me!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She dreamed of cookies
And yelled out "COOKIE!!!" Like Cookie Monster and scared the hell out of me!
She wasn't a fan of Sesame Street.0 -
He thought me talking like Elmo was arousing0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He thought me talking like Elmo was arousing
Her furless tickle-me Elmo creeps me out.
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Wanted me to be a la naturalle
He likes furry women0
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