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We broke up because...
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She ate all my marshmallows.0
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I didn't realise he was a man as I stared into those eyes...0
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Well you did and it was brutal... right as we walked up the alter....nate reality.0
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He was always whining about that time he was Stood-up at the alter!1
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She's so vain that she probably thinks this post is about her - don't you, don't you?!?!0
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she couldn't handle my size comfortably...0
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He embellished everything was too much!0
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She ate my toenails lol0
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He thought he was a Comedian, but really wasnt Funny!0
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I realised she had a pee pee and was a he!1
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I get bored fast0
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She was a bore! ;p0
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Always teased me with her blueberry muffins..Im low carb damn it1
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Would never take me to Dunkin Donuts0
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Ate all my donuts and drank all my coffee0
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this one didn't like music...0
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His favorite Musician was Wayne Newton0
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She Chased me with a Hammer0
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I was trying to get rid of his Hammer Toe!
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He tried to kill me with a hammer.0
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That's cause he cut me with a saw !0
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You wouldn't talk0
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He once called me Jibber Jabber0
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She thought it would be cute to call me Spot0
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Much like bubblegum, the flavor in our relationship went away after about 10 minutes - and what's the point of blowing bubbles if they just end up blowing up in your face?!?!0
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He was too dramatic, quite the Drama Queen!0
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She preferred to only eat at Dairy Queen...0
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