We broke up because...
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            She would never let me make the 1st move in chess...0
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            He was always making moves on the girls with cleavage0
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            We could never see eye to eye...
#Literally
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            He was what they call " a little person"0
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            didn't like people taller than her0
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            Caught me with my 6'7" Lover0
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            He didn't measure up
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            She always uses American standard instead of metric for measuring0
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            Anti American!0
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            Anti Australian
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            Is not in Brisbane!0
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            Was in love with a Dude0
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            Although I was faithful, she required consistency along with it...0
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            He was always dreaming of stepping out, out loud!
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            That about sums it up!
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            Thought he wore the pants in the Family! Pffft!!!0
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            I once caught him doing unspeakable things for his "Friend"0
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            Was only around when my friends came over!0
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            He lied to me0
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            He said he went fishing.. Doesn't look like he's fishing to me !!! Men!!! Smh0
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still don't understand why u had a problem with that?happimess1 wrote: »she wanted to roleplay the fisherman and mermaid scenario on weekends
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            She tried to feed me to a shark0
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            Because I farted one time! One time !!! But it was a good one!!! Aahhahahaha2
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            Farts were rare but sharts were all too common0
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            I can not participate in this shenanigans0
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            Not a break up as much as she just needed to catch her breath.0
 
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