We broke up because...
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She refused to acknowledge my safe word.0
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He expected me to cook bacon naked.. does he even realize how bad that hurts? No.0
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She always expected me to bring home the bacon!0
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She always expected me to bring home a stranger from the bar. My taco just wasn't enough for her anymore.0
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I found out about her previous Occupation!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Street Tacos!
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Told me just got something from the street tacos.0
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I caught him in the back of the street taco truck with Jose.0
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She went to Prison for giving Jose Chingasos!0
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It was the constant "taco" euphemisms if you know what I mean.0
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He apparently prefers burritos1
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So did she!
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She thought I was discriminatory.. I am not!0
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I think it's obvious.0
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happimess1 wrote: »everytime i touched her shoulder this would happen
lqqkingatu wrote: »I think it's obvious.
Never had a good reason for anything!!!0 -
Always stole my dessert0
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Sugar turned her into a Psychopath! ;p0
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Decided I neede a man :P0
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I didn't have the right tools to fix her drain
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She kept freaking at compliments0
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He was always out at night and never to be found during the day!0
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I could squat more than her0
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Spent all his time at the gym bragging about his squatting abilities.
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damn snake0
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I was kind of busy.
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His priorities were a bit messed up.0
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I wasn't allowed to have company0
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Her company always destroyed the house0
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