We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He had a problem with public groping0
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She pretended to be blind as an excuse to grope strangers and llamas in public.0
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What was his excuse???
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Always with the angry face ^^0
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Nope it wasn't a box, He always had his head in his %#(&!0
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She said my legs would never look as good as hers and left0
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She still slept with her teddy bear.
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He stole my credit cards, my car and my dignity when he ran off with the Hooters waitress0
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She was bitter about hooters0
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She was destitute and only wanted a bed to sleep in!0
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She took in too many strays - dogs, cats, people...0
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I don't like little dogs0
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...they don't like dogs0
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She sees people who aren't there!0
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she kept stealing my handcuffs and hiding them0
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Sucked at strip teases0
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happimess1 wrote: »She gave me anaesthesia before giving me a lapdance...some gf she was
Kept passing out when i wanted to try something new
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happimess1 wrote: »told her friends she was dating me bcuz she wasn't into looks, money or intelligence

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She's kinda Mean!0
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She always looked shocked0
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She never could have a regular day!0
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Always liked routine0
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No wonder. I hate routine.0
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She was a dog

Don't you dare change your profile picture after this!
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WOOF0
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Always barking orders and dogging me!0
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