We broke up because...
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He was always exaggerating0
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He arrived damaged and I demanded a refund !0
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Was too afraid to look at my broken bits--was the ER doctor for Pete's sake0
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"Bits" is a good description!0
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My bits were to big0
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Because he would forget about me0
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We never broke up at least he never told me lol2
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She was a two, three, six timer0
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I couldn't help that I was popular!!0
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He was a tart, a trollop0
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And she a Floozy! ;p1
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She admitted that she was a loose Woman right to my face, and still wanted respect!0
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wouldn't cook me eggs, when I said "cook me some eggs woman!"0
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Bosssssy boots1
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She said it was too much...0
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He tried to talk to me too much.....TOO *kitten* MUCH0
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Only let me eat Guacamole if it was on a pizza0
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Too many dudes stare at her chest0
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He wouldn't give me a Baby0
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I couldn't give her one either0
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Extent of touching was the occasional "good game".0
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Came home with crotch crickets0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »He didn't wear his vampire teeth while we conceived haha
She wouldn't wear her heels while we....
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Came home with crotch crickets
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He was always crying and scratching0
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