We broke up because...
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She had the biggest loin lobsters I ever saw
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Dumped water on me to wake me up0
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I once thought he might be dead
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Was afraid of water so no bath or showers0
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She was the wicked witch of the west0
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My Love Potion didn't work0
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Her love potion had skunk in it0
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Didn't like the smell of my Skunk weed0
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He loved the smell of skunk ..rubbed one on himself daily
I mean really..how bad can those things smell?0 -
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She loved the smell of skunk and I just couldn't take it anymore, 0
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I don't believe him0
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She said I was a liar
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He wouldn't let me google loin lobster 0
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What kind of dog doesn't like bones0
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Couldn't put two and two together0
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when I said two and two made a very hot night, she told me wanted more than that1
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He didn't like to share0
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she kept sneaking off to the beach without me0
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she was at the beach more than me!0
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Kanye West...0
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She called me Kanye in the Budoiur1
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She was obsessed with pedis
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He was a Pretty Boy0
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Always was staring at her own chest0
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Her finger did not taste good0
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He's got some kfc finger licking thing going on.1
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He drives a BMW0
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His annoying habits -- for example, terrible gag reflex.0
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