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We broke up because...
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Would steal my blankets when I was sleeping0
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Spent all our money on expensive lipstick lol0
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Stole all my Guitar Picks0
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Played horribly ;p0
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Blamed others for his carelessness.0
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SSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I could never say his name0
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Lot of F in her name0
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kept calling me by a different name
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Freaked out when I called her my Mrs.0
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Stopped me for following shakespeare0
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What is there in name0
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I could not understand a d@mn thing coming out of his mouth1
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walked around with his shirt off too much0
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Didn't know a pair of boobs from a pair of....
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Drooled alot0
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Spent too much time hogging the mirror:)0
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Wanted to be the only pretty one in the family0
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Blamed me for farting in public, often high-end establishments...far too many times...0
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Always wore his shades in nice restaurants0
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Liked to howl during sex0
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Wanted quiet sex0
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didn't want sex with me0
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Didn't know how to initiate sex0
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She was a little too wild for me0
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she was always getting arrested0
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she didn't like when I wanted to use handcuffs
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She always put mousetraps in the cookie jar0
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(that would sound like me) He didn't like my booby traps0
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