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    Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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    • Posts: 2,826 Member
      Happy Thor's Day, loves!
      Bring on the weekend, sharpish!
      Let the good times, roll!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Well, hello Friday!!
      Good to see you, my old friend!!
      A few hours more...
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      What a rainy day
      So many clouds, no sunshine
      Nice and dry inside...
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Overcast and gray
      What a waste of a Sunday
      Oh well... Such is life!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Monday morning blues
      It is now snowing outside
      Not even kidding...
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Such a busy day
      I am so tired of meetings
      Badly need coffee...
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      So many email
      So little patience for such
      Coffee, please save me!!
    • Posts: 2,826 Member
      Short staffed yet again!
      This work day can just jog on!
      Multitasking, urgh!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Yet another day
      And yet another dollar
      And that's before tax!!
    • Posts: 2,826 Member
      edited May 2017
      Roll on 3pm
      I so badly need a nap.
      Fifty minutes left. :tired_face:
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Friday already?
      So many meetings this week...
      Weekend, here I come!! :D
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Saturday Night Live
      Long ago, it was funny
      Now.... political... :s
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Happy Mother's Day
      To all of you who have kids
      Or who have mothers!!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      No motivation
      So difficult to focus
      Save me, coffee mug!!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Another warm day
      So much pollen from the trees
      Oh my itchy eyes... :'(
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    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Doc-Tor... My Brain Hurts!
      Well, let's take a look at it...
      tumblr_lhcwh98fRO1qc8fh7.gif
      It has to come out...

      https://youtu.be/XyFfmGf3b2Y
    • Posts: 72 Member
      Your memes are kind of
      Funny, in the way that I
      laughed out loud a bit.
    • Posts: 14,741 Member
      I'm Only Writing
      This Because Person Above
      Makes Me Want Muffins
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      The Norwegian Blue
      He's pining for the fjords
      Or an ex-parrot?

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    • Posts: 72 Member
      Egger is super
      Man, now I want one of those
      Really great muffins

      (super...man, see what I did there? :sunglasses:)
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      UncleMac wrote: »
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      Last night, the phone rang
      It was my daughter speaking
      Manly tears were shed

      Progress continues
      Soon they may remove the bar
      Pelvis alignment... :)
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      UncleMac wrote: »
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      Progress continues
      Soon they may remove the bar
      Pelvis alignment... :)

      Word received today
      She's moving back to Kamloops
      She's very happy!!
    • Posts: 2,826 Member
      Awesome walk, today.
      In need of a massage.
      Alcohol will do. :smiley:
    • Posts: 6,255 Member
      Lovely summer day
      the sound of birds chirping
      slight breeze rustling leaves
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      UncleMac wrote: »
      show previous quotes

      Word received today
      She's moving back to Kamloops
      She's very happy!!

      Her flight was last night
      Now she is settling in
      Kamloops, here I come!!
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      I made some baked beans
      Something went terribly wrong
      Not enough water... :'(
    • Posts: 6,255 Member
      extended roof
      empty sidewalk before me
      dead bird on the branch
    • Posts: 14,100 Member
      Trying to focus
      Words are dancing on the screen
      I need more coffee...
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      Back's in screaming pain,
      For no apparent reason.
      Someone make it stop!

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