We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Called me Fugly when I took off my makeup
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awe so sad. Wouldn't play with me.0
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Wouldn't let me use the floaty0
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I found out those weights were made of Styrofoam0
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Had a styrofoam fetish0
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Always rubbed Styrofoam together to drive me nuts!0
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She thought I had nuts, there were just my hemorrhoids.0
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She got mad when I gave her Preparation H for our Anniversary0
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She handed me the preparation H to me for toothpaste0
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He should know that will manage the wrinkles in his mouth.0
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too much tennis0
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He would always say: show up naked, bring cold beer, and don't stand in front of the TV1
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she would never get naked0
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We didn't. .we are very happy ..
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She couldn't bring herself to admit it was over.0
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He flattered himself0
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She lost my favorite sunglasses0
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He kept saying "Yep" during sex2
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She could never remember my name....in bed0
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Kept waking up during intimate moments. Dude is a light sleeper.0
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She kept yelling out the wrong name.0
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She always had to frisk me when I got home.0
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Stuck a "DO NOT TOUCH!" sign on his arsse!0
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What she ^^^^^said (but on her *kitten*)0
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Told me to keep my paws to myself0
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I wanted her paws on me, but was apparently still listening to her ex0
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He told me my paws were more like daggers... to his heart.0
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