We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Left paw prints all over the bed0
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He called me a dog0
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Scratched my back until it bled.0
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Ran out of beer.0
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His obsession with beer and tennis left me feeling lonely so I went to the local shelter to get a dog, came home with a new boyfriend instead0
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She brought another stupid mutt home to use with her penut butter!0
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He wanted to video it and sell it on the interwebz0
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She didn't like the idea of internet animal sex.0
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He was a Freak!0
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She wouldn't wax my turtle shell2
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She wouldn't wax her womanstache.0
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Hello anyone?0
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He all lost and confused,
And hearing people that aren't there!0 -
She had voices in her head0
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He didn't like most of us!0
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She had a split personality, part Bi!ch part psycho!0
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He told me about how great his ex was and the 3somes they had with her split personality. I felt inadequate.0
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Sh was always Jonesing for one of the others0
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I was jonesing so I left her.0
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He's confused, because it was me who kicked him to the curb!0
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Made me wear "The Bro" because my man tits were sagging0
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He had bigger breastesses than me!0
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She peed with the seat up!0
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He peed sitting down0
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Just be cuz I peed sitting down on her lap facing her while she was sitting down peeing and I didn't mess all over her
(she was jealous of how accurate my aim was/is) 
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I heard that story ^^^ and thats all it took!0
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She didn't like the p.i. I hired to follow her0
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Her PI was a Paid Hitman0
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Wouldn't let me investigate he0
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