We broke up because...
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She doesn't speak alien0
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His warp engine was always breaking down.0
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He was always serenading other Women0
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She mistook my concerts for romantic interludes with others.
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Didn't like the Fifth Element0
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She was always getting Scientific and shyytt0
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He was trying to be like Bruce Willis in the Fifth Element1
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She was trying to be like Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) from The Fifth Element1
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Ha ha ha.. no one can do Chris Tucker like him!
She got jealous0 -
She always tried to make me jealous0
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She called me names like, Harold, Billy, Robert... etc. None of which were mine.0
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He wouldn't dress like a skeksis in the bedroom0
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Her idea of foreplay involved bird food.
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He didn't like my Mystic costume or my bird food recipe0
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She just,,She just, She Just ,,oh hell I forgot0
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He was suffering from Old Timers0
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She was everyone's good timer.0
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He always came back with something. I never got the last word1
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The last word I said to her was bye - bye. Hopefully she got the hint.0
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