We broke up because...
Options
Replies
-
He pretended to blame it on the Curry, just didn't like my cooking1
-
Didn't understand life needs spice.0
-
He wasn't spicy enough1
-
I was too nice and comfortable, with a wild side only for her.0
-
Her so called spices made me feel high.0
-
I told him not to eat the whole baggie of mushrooms0
-
She was stingey with the shrooms0
-
She told me they would make me strong, but I was tripping for 4 days straight and when I came to I was naked eating jello.0
-
I preferred a consumption of an entirely different variety.0
-
Didn't know how to play nice0
-
She liked it rough.0
-
Didn't like playing with toys0
-
couldn't make up her mind. Wanted safe and secure but then was bored.0
-
Kept calling him private woody instead of Captain Woody.0
-
Was always "at ease" instead of at "attention"0
-
cburke8909 wrote: »Was always "at ease" instead of at "attention"
Didn't understand my foreplay techniques0 -
This content has been removed.
-
He wears red lipstick better than I do0
-
Wouldn't dress up in the leather outfit I bought her.0
-
She didn't look right in red lipstick0
-
This content has been removed.
-
Didn't appreciate my Catwoman costume1
-
She didn't move her lips the right way.0
-
He cheered for the wrong Sox0
-
I thought she meant socks...0
-
Kept confusing me with someone else0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 396.7K Introduce Yourself
- 44.2K Getting Started
- 260.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.3K Food and Nutrition
- 47.6K Recipes
- 232.8K Fitness and Exercise
- 450 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.7K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.3K Motivation and Support
- 8.3K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.5K Chit-Chat
- 2.6K Fun and Games
- 4.5K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 18 MyFitnessPal Academy
- 1.4K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 3.1K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions