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I didn't know he had a special video recorder hooked up to the TV in the bathroom.0
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I was born in the 70's, I listen to music from the 80's, I dress like I'm from the the 90's and unfortunately, she's only into millennial love...
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He doesn't like younger girls0
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She was too young for me0
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He thought I was too old!0
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She was too young for me.0
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He was always Stretching the Truth1
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She didn't want wine at dinner..0
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She just was not flexible enough0
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I couldn't get over the vest-no-shirt look. Pantsless was fine though.0
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she wanted me to wear my pants to tight...0
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He didn't like purple nurples0
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ALways dressing me up in purple undies0
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Stole my purple undies0
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Took up too much counter space for his beard products0
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Threw all my shoe fetish mags away0
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Kept using my beard conditioner for her hair0
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He used all the conditioner for his beard and I had to go out looking like a brillo pad.0
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Her head wasn't the only thing Brillo!0
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She complained about my beard products costing more than rent0
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