Why don't we have a bro thread?
captainfantastic94
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Oh wait now we do! Let's bro it up! Tell us your bro stories
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Can I be a bro?3
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I'll take my "bro stories" to my grave.
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Excellent idea!
I'll be right here, watching, listening1 -
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I'm restarting Brazilian Jiu Jistu after a 3 year layoff of drinking too much beer and getting fat, old and depressed.
I've been twice and I got my *kitten* handed to me on a stick both times. But I liked it.
Does this count?
lol.
Also...my god the crossfit chicks. I saw nothing because I'm married.6 -
SoulRadiation wrote: »I'm restarting Brazilian Jiu Jistu after a 3 year layoff of drinking too much beer and getting fat, old and depressed.
I've been twice and I got my *kitten* handed to me on a stick both times. But I liked it.
Does this count?
lol.
Also...my god the crossfit chicks. I saw nothing because I'm married.
Of course it counts! Love it!0 -
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I've been eye balling this jacked up Ford F150 super crew and I want. Problem being that I just paid off my mid-life crisis car note two months ago.4
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One time, when I was young...I outran a police officer in a motor vehicle. But...that is a really, really, terrible idea...and I'll never, ever do it again. I swear. Now, I drive a minivan pretending to be a SUV so I couldn't (and I wouldn't want to).4
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SoulRadiation wrote: »One time, when I was young...I outran a police officer in a motor vehicle. But...that is a really, really, terrible idea...and I'll never, ever do it again. I swear. Now, I drive a minivan pretending to be a SUV so I couldn't (and I wouldn't want to).
That's one of those "Bro, hold my beer" moments.2 -
~sitting quietly in my corner with a case of beer, pen, and a pad of paper~2
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When I was young and dumb I was living in a frat house and had a female friend over for the night during a party. We were [having bible study] when people were pounding on my door because the cops had arrived and they needed a place to hide. I wasn't going to let them hang, so I covered myself with a cowboy hat and let them in. My friend was covered by the bedsheets. We spent an awkward 5 minutes in silence until it was discovered that people got spooked by our own in-house security detail. Ah, college...9
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SoulRadiation wrote: »I'm restarting Brazilian Jiu Jistu after a 3 year layoff of drinking too much beer and getting fat, old and depressed.
I've been twice and I got my *kitten* handed to me on a stick both times. But I liked it.
Does this count?
lol.
Also...my god the crossfit chicks. I saw nothing because I'm married.
The Crossfit chicks have worked hard for that they've got. Their . . . ethic . . . is worthy of appreciation.
(And I don't think such appreciation is a slight on your marriage [they're probably all crazy anyway].)2 -
Hungry_Angler wrote: »SoulRadiation wrote: »One time, when I was young...I outran a police officer in a motor vehicle. But...that is a really, really, terrible idea...and I'll never, ever do it again. I swear. Now, I drive a minivan pretending to be a SUV so I couldn't (and I wouldn't want to).
That's one of those "Bro, hold my beer" moments.
No, in high school I was a t-teetotaler. No booze, drugs, or sex. I was driving home one of my drunk friends and got into a street race with a stranger by chance. I ended up pulling a 90 degree turn down a side street at about 80 miles an hour (edit, this was after braking from 100+ miles an hour) and it was like stunt car driving that you would see in a movie...but it worked.
I had a sizable lead on the police officer and he didn't see me make the turn. I flew to the end of the street...which was a dead end (I nearly *kitten* my pants...as I thought it was a crossover street) and pulled into a driveway and turned off my lights. The police continued pursuit down the main road after the other person.
After breathing quickly and going OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG with my drunk buddie, I slowly retreated out of the road and went back the way I came...to finally find a cross street.
Made it to the parallel street and continued an alternate course to his home. Came to a red light...and there was a police officer sitting at a red light at a 90 degree angle at this intersection. I could hear lots of sirens at this point as the original fellow had told his buddies something was happening.
My drunk friend waved at the cop at the red light, who did not have his siren on...I wanted to punch him but that would have been a really bad idea. The light turned green, and I quickly and smoothly went through the intersection and drove my friend home.
On the way back, I was so careful. I drove far out of my way to get home...and it was all fine. I made my friend swear to never say anything to anybody...and he didn't, for a a few years.
I was extremely lucky. Extremely. There was no accident. The other guy also got away as far as I know...or maybe he didn't. He could have made it to the interstate but I thought that would be a bad choice as your options are very limited on an interstate so I decided quickly to evade and hide. Nobody got into an accident...and there was nothing in the papers (this was before the internet).
So...it was fine. It was just incredibly...incredibly...dumb.
The adrenaline, though...better than any drug...but I would never do it again.4 -
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When I was young and dumb I was living in a frat house and had a female friend over for the night during a party. We were [having bible study] when people were pounding on my door because the cops had arrived and they needed a place to hide. I wasn't going to let them hang, so I covered myself with a cowboy hat and let them in. My friend was covered by the bedsheets. We spent an awkward 5 minutes in silence until it was discovered that people got spooked by our own in-house security detail. Ah, college...
lol
Yeah...I wasn't a teetotaler in college and was also in a fraternity. That's really funny.
It took me a surprisingly long time to get into the bible, though...that's a tough book to understand.
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i think i just told my most recent bro story in confessions, brah
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Usually any type of thread "for the dudes" is pretty much dominated by the ladies, so good luck with that.
but this thread ain't for dudes.0 -
The other bros've tried...0
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What the kids call "FoMo" is strong with some females on MFP.2
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Back in the day...was really wasted and got a girls number because she had a cool accent. Went out for drinks a few days later and turns out that accent was just a lisp. I like to call that a case of the beerplugs5
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Sup bros. I want to tell you a story about my bro, who is notorious for blacking out and doing stupid *kitten*, and our frat, who got fed up with getting in trouble for his antics. This past semester, my brothers were so mad at him, that each night they assigned one of the pledges to make sure he was under control. Basically a DD for his life.
A few days ago, this pledge goes out with my bro and the entire night is stopping him from doing stupid *kitten* while he is drunk. Eventually, the bro gets tired and goes back to the house, where the pledge leaves him passed out in his bed.
The next morning, my bro is gone and his cellphone is off. I got a call from him later that afternoon. Apparently, in his blacked out state, he called a cab to the airport, hopped on a plane and woke up in the middle of a flight to Denver. I am not sure how he got through security, but that is a night he will never forget... or even remember.
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Sup bros. I want to tell you a story about my bro, who is notorious for blacking out and doing stupid *kitten*, and our frat, who got fed up with getting in trouble for his antics. This past semester, my brothers were so mad at him, that each night they assigned one of the pledges to make sure he was under control. Basically a DD for his life.
A few days ago, this pledge goes out with my bro and the entire night is stopping him from doing stupid *kitten* while he is drunk. Eventually, the bro gets tired and goes back to the house, where the pledge leaves him passed out in his bed.
The next morning, my bro is gone and his cellphone is off. I got a call from him later that afternoon. Apparently, in his blacked out state, he called a cab to the airport, hopped on a plane and woke up in the middle of a flight to Denver. I am not sure how he got through security, but that is a night he will never forget... or even remember.
Bro.
Hey man...I think your bro might be struggling. You should get some of your friends together and have a chat with him. Do it friendly, like...lure him into a cookout or something with some close friends and then bring the discussion towards finding out if he's having depression about anything.
He might need some help.
Blacking out is not good...he could get into big trouble, and could be on edge for a substance abuse issue.
edit...it's good you guys have assigned pledges to look after him, it shows you care and know there's an issue...but, you should take the next step and figure out what's going on. It seems like the band-aid isn't big enough.
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i am a girl...lol and i sneaked into your "bro" trend
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There is no truer form of bro love than taking one for the team. What say you?1
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This weekend we had a crazy rager and my bro tried to do a keg-stand. About 10 seconds in, his arms gave up and he fell on the keg splitting his lip up. If you are going to a keg stand, get some upper body strength. Sorry bro, but it had to be said.2
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After bars last night I pulled of the ultimate maneuver. My bros stopped to eat some pizza. So we bros enjoyed some hot and tasty pizza. The only problem? I have no idea what pizza I had, Bro.1
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So if you haven't heard, this is the new rage: Ghosting a beer. Ghosting is easy. Simply grab a brew. Lift up your shirt over your head. Then drink the beer through your shirt.
Why would anyone do this? Why not? For starters, as a bro, you get to show off your massive 6-pack. No bro should or ever will pass up that opportunity. Anyone can Ghost a beer.
Whether you are a lax bro crushin' brews on your way home from a long game, or pregaming before homecoming, that spot on your shirt will be the beacon of hope to all other bros.1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »are we suppose to troll this one?
Lol. It didn't come up in the latest "clique" meeting?3
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