We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            I have as tired of hearing those damned wooden shoes!0
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            Could hear every move I made0
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            Was alwsys sneaking out in the middle of the night0
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            Her ovens weren't dutch0
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            Too suspicious ..geez I was visiting my sister at 2am0
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            Her sister was a man named Richard0
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            She superglued us together in a moment and didn't think to have necessary supplies to separate us--long day at the hospital!0
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            I read the hospital bill where they described having to separate them and what was glued to what! 0 0
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            She got a hold of my medical records somehow... Psycho0
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            She 's a name caller0
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            She never told me her name
 So I wouldn't call her 0 0
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            She didn 't like me calling her "Woman" all the time.0
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            He forgot the safe word..Im sorry I hurt you 0 0
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            She strangled me until I passed out then took advantage of me.1
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            Squeezed me so hard I had to poop.0
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            She wouldn't clean the rug0
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            Always wanted the darn rug dry cleaned1
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            She never cleand up after herself0
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            She was too dirty for me0
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            I couldn't tell when he was joking or serious0
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            She was too serious0
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            He got free passes to the water park, and went off with his buddies instead of me, using the old bros before hoes line...0
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            She wanted to be part of my all guy gang0
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            He drank all my wine0
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            She drank all my beer and threw up on me when she tried to kiss me0
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            He didn't like country music0
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            He kept screaming at the TV during baseball games. Oh, wait... that was me!0
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