We broke up because...

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She liked taking a s.hit then smearing it all over the bathroom walls...
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    He never liked the color brown.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    He kept putting a kids plastic fire hat on and trying to convince me he was a real fireman ..... HE was really a garbage truck driver
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like the vacuum I bought her for Christmas.
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    Did not know I had changed sexes
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Her cat peed on my pillows....while I was sleeping
  • cariduttry
    cariduttry Posts: 210 Member
    he didn't know the words to "baby got back". always a deal breaker.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't know the words to "Shaving Cream". Bigger Deal Breaker. :D:p
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    His skeletons in his closet scared me.
  • zipitzippy
    zipitzippy Posts: 86 Member
    Because she was the woman that cried wolf...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Because she had a foot fetish and would lick my toes when I was sleeping.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He would drip sweat on me when he was on top :s
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    She always wanted to be on top
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    he told me he didn't like batman.... he was a spiderman fan :D
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    he thought we did break up
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't break up with her ex
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She didn't break up with anyone... They're all in the basement
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Was too sarcastic
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Could never detect sarcasm... Thought i was always serious
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    She thought I thought she was always serious and couldn't detected her sarcasm but I was bottling it up
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He bottled everything up until it exploded all over me. Got sick of cleaning up the mess
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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  • cariduttry
    cariduttry Posts: 210 Member
    he put more jelly on his sandwiches than peanut butter. it was sickening.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Constantly complaining about my PB to J ratio! If I want a jam pudding sandwich with a little PB then that's goddamn what I want!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He always complained about how I made his sammiches...
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    edited June 2017
    LonniJay wrote: »
    He always complained about how I made his sammiches...

    Wtf! I never complained when you made "normal" sandwiches but I'm sorry, Wasabi Red Onion grilled cheese is just plain gross.

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LonniJay wrote: »
    He always complained about how I made his sammiches...

    Wtf! I never complained when you made "normal" sandwiches but I'm sorry, Wasabi Red Onion grilled cheese is just plain gross.

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    But I made it special for you :'(
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LonniJay wrote: »
    He always complained about how I made his sammiches...

    Wtf! I never complained when you made "normal" sandwiches but I'm sorry, Wasabi Red Onion grilled cheese is just plain gross.

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    But I made it special for you :'(

    Awwwwww Lonni that's so sweet, I appreciate that so much !! <3<3

    It was still @#$!ing disgusting.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He thought my cooking was disgusting
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    She would always put words in my mouth that were actually not there. One time I said one of her sandwiches was disgusting and it somehow carried over to her entire cooking line! :o

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