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We broke up because...
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She liked taking a s.hit then smearing it all over the bathroom walls...0
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He never liked the color brown.0
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He kept putting a kids plastic fire hat on and trying to convince me he was a real fireman ..... HE was really a garbage truck driver0
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She didn't like the vacuum I bought her for Christmas.0
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Did not know I had changed sexes0
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Her cat peed on my pillows....while I was sleeping0
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he didn't know the words to "baby got back". always a deal breaker.0
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She didn't know the words to "Shaving Cream". Bigger Deal Breaker.
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His skeletons in his closet scared me.0
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Because she was the woman that cried wolf...0
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Because she had a foot fetish and would lick my toes when I was sleeping.0
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He would drip sweat on me when he was on top
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She always wanted to be on top0
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he told me he didn't like batman.... he was a spiderman fan 0
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he thought we did break up0
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She didn't break up with her ex0
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She didn't break up with anyone... They're all in the basement0
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Was too sarcastic0
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Could never detect sarcasm... Thought i was always serious0
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She thought I thought she was always serious and couldn't detected her sarcasm but I was bottling it up0
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He bottled everything up until it exploded all over me. Got sick of cleaning up the mess0
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he put more jelly on his sandwiches than peanut butter. it was sickening.0
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Constantly complaining about my PB to J ratio! If I want a jam pudding sandwich with a little PB then that's goddamn what I want!0
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He always complained about how I made his sammiches...0
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Awwwwww Lonni that's so sweet, I appreciate that so much !!
It was still @#$!ing disgusting.0 -
He thought my cooking was disgusting0
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She would always put words in my mouth that were actually not there. One time I said one of her sandwiches was disgusting and it somehow carried over to her entire cooking line!
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