We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I have as tired of hearing those damned wooden shoes!0
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Could hear every move I made0
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Was alwsys sneaking out in the middle of the night0
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Her ovens weren't dutch0
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Too suspicious ..geez I was visiting my sister at 2am0
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Her sister was a man named Richard0
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She superglued us together in a moment and didn't think to have necessary supplies to separate us--long day at the hospital!0
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I read the hospital bill where they described having to separate them and what was glued to what!
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She got a hold of my medical records somehow... Psycho0
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She 's a name caller0
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She never told me her name
So I wouldn't call her
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She didn 't like me calling her "Woman" all the time.0
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He forgot the safe word..Im sorry I hurt you
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She strangled me until I passed out then took advantage of me.1
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Squeezed me so hard I had to poop.0
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She wouldn't clean the rug0
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Always wanted the darn rug dry cleaned1
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She never cleand up after herself0
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She was too dirty for me0
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I couldn't tell when he was joking or serious0
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She was too serious0
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He got free passes to the water park, and went off with his buddies instead of me, using the old bros before hoes line...0
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She wanted to be part of my all guy gang0
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He drank all my wine0
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She drank all my beer and threw up on me when she tried to kiss me0
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He didn't like country music0
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He kept screaming at the TV during baseball games. Oh, wait... that was me!0
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