We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He had frozen body parts everywhere
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    She wanted to fill the freezer with her old dolls and teddy bears
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Didn't understand how important my cryogenic studies were... Teddy could save lives
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Made me sleep with her teddy bear when she was gone
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Wasn't comfortable watching my dolls when I was away
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Oh the utility bills and she wasn't bringing in any money
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Her dolls hair was made of my hair
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Had trouble letting go of their hair
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Never let me grab her hair
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Was a Neanderthal
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Didn't like when I knocked them out to perform my mating rituals
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    LOL no gender preferences for that one
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    They didn't have a gender
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    You reminded me too much of the actress who started in "Knocked up!"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Never..he's a keeper ;)
  • Italianma7
    Italianma7 Posts: 83 Member
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    His conversations about her lazy eye in the sack became too frequent.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She hated my friend who always slept on the couch
  • 1RedRoom
    1RedRoom Posts: 619 Member
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    Italianma7 wrote: »
    His conversations about her lazy eye in the sack became too frequent.

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She sent me a Dear Fab letter via Gifs! :'(
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She would dramatically fall to the floor wailing evertime I told her we need to talk...

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