We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Made me sleep with her teddy bear when she was gone0
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Wasn't comfortable watching my dolls when I was away0
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Oh the utility bills and she wasn't bringing in any money0
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Her dolls hair was made of my hair0
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Had trouble letting go of their hair0
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Never let me grab her hair0
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Was a Neanderthal0
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Didn't like when I knocked them out to perform my mating rituals0
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LOL no gender preferences for that one0
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They didn't have a gender0
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You reminded me too much of the actress who started in "Knocked up!"0
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Never..he's a keeper
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His conversations about her lazy eye in the sack became too frequent.0
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She hated my friend who always slept on the couch0
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She sent me a Dear Fab letter via Gifs!
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She would dramatically fall to the floor wailing evertime I told her we need to talk...0
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Every time she had to talk she'd start off with " I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..."
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She wouldn't get to the point quick enough0
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He got me mixed up with his other Ex! Lonni0
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She stalked me and always tried to steal my lovers0
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She wouldn't share me with other women.0
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Always had nightmares about skeletons0
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Her entire music collection was Boy Bands0
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Always wanted to wear black and yellow.0
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He obviously couldn't intertwine threads and that just wouldn't do for me0
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He was against me bettering myself through "practice"0
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