Really hungry but

taso42_DELETED
taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?
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  • Becca_007
    Becca_007 Posts: 596 Member
    I just read that on the Internet .... so we KNOW it's true!:glasses: :laugh: But eating at 3:21 is fine!:drinker:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    That's true. thsmiley_consoling.gif
  • rachrach66
    rachrach66 Posts: 271 Member
    LOL You are too funny!! :laugh:
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    See, now, I asked PJ about this and he said it's fine as long as you cover yourself in peanut butter and stand on your head while eating, but, just to be sure, I'd wait 65 seconds.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    As long as you eat a 1/4 a piece of fruit (it has to be a TROPICAL fruit!!) and cube it up into small pieces, then take a sip of water between each bite, you will be fine.
  • MFPfriend
    MFPfriend Posts: 1,121 Member
    Oh ****, I'm in trouble then!
    I heard we're allowed to eat only when the numbers on the clock add up to 17. Is that right?
  • smersh
    smersh Posts: 36
    No, it all gets stuck in your colon and you'll have to do a cleanse! It doesn't all turn into fat.

    I mean, seriously, everyone knows your digestive system just turns itself off at 10:07am, 1:32pm, and when you sleep!
  • joeygirl84
    joeygirl84 Posts: 224 Member
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
  • Lisone
    Lisone Posts: 78 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!
  • Lisone
    Lisone Posts: 78 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    It's kind of like not feeding your Gremlin after midnight...

    It's always after midnight...somewhere!!! :tongue:
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I thought it was OK as long as you twirled counter-clock wise and said your alphabet backwards three times....while eating.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!


    Fail.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Dude I've tried keeping a straight face but just couldn't. lol
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    :laugh: I cant wait for someone to comment and be like, "Wait... Really?" and then start freaking out.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

    o rly? the 1:32 pm thing has been clinically proven too, which is why i'm asking....
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!

    o rly? the 1:32 pm thing has been clinically proven too, which is why i'm asking....

    Maybe you're using the wrong time zone?? :huh:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!
    Um, don't mean to point fingers, but this is untrue. It doesn't matter what time you eat - morning, noon, midafternoon, night, bedtime - anytime is FINE. The key is to not exceed your Net calories for the day.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Ummm... NOT FUNNY.
    I personally just got done throwing up... it ain't paying rent so it ain't unpacking it's bags on my hips...

    JK, don't message me, I don't have a eating disorder.

    I thought it was funny.

    me too! :drinker:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!

    Covered in hot sauce.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Where do you get your info? TMZ?? :) I kid, I kid. Seriously though.. there's nothing wrong with eating in the afternoon. I try not to eat after 8:00 PM however because THAT has been clinically proven to aid in gaining weight. When you eat so close to bedtime, your body starts to go into storage mode naturally and it stores those cals. So yea... There you have it!
    Um, don't mean to point fingers, but this is untrue. It doesn't matter what time you eat - morning, noon, midafternoon, night, bedtime - anytime is FINE. The key is to not exceed your Net calories for the day.

    I only ever eat chicken wings at 2:41 am. But I have to peel all the skin off first.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    It's 1:32PM. I heard if you eat at 1:32PM it will all get stored as fat and you won't loose weight?

    Come on man! Do your research!!

    This is entirely dependant on the lunar cycle. Waxing; before 1:32.... Waning; after 1:32.

    Sheesh... buy you books and send you to school.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    But what about eating after 4:20? I get SOOO hungry after 4:20...
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I heard if you take all your food rectaly you don't gain weight.... You thought peanuts hurt going out!!

    a whole pineapple could be a challenge as well...
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    But what about eating after 4:20? I get SOOO hungry after 4:20...

    hehehehehehe!! :smokin:
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    One time I force fed my rat 10 times its body weight in lard at 1:32 and it gained weight. So this is a clinically proven fact. Don't do it, Taso!
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    My best friends mom's brothers brother is a pro bodybuilder and he said this was true.
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    While we are at it, I read on the internet that as soon as you wake up in the morning you are supposed to RUN like a crazy person to the kitchen and stuff your face or your metabolism will slow down and you will gain like 50 pounds in a day.
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