We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            She always kissed me with her eyes wide open. It creeped me out!0
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            Was already secretly planning a future with @FabulousFantasticFifty0
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            didn't understand our business arrangement0
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            I found out that she was a Call Girl!0
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            She had to work nights0
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            He didnt like my Security Job0
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            she was suppose to be on my security detail, but kept sneaking off all the time0
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            She kept falling asleep during work0
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            He was into Burly Muscle Men!0
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            She was into burly women not men0
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            He left me for a Blonde! 
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            Typical marriage
 We never pay attention to each other anymore! 0 0
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            Didn't like me yelling at his mom when she hugged him...0
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            Didn't believe in my dreams 
 Or Lonni's Magic Maple Syrup
 It's a golden shower of deliciousness in every bottle 0 0
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            She thinks Trump is a stand-up guy0
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            She burned my Vote for Bernie Signs and messed up the whole election!0
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She burned my Vote for Bernie Signs and messed up the whole election!
 I would never...
 She makes up lies about me0
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            Every time we went into public he would yell "we are all going to hell in a hand basket "0
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            He was always worried about who her Ex was Affairing with!0
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            she was just too fabulous for lil ol me0
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            Never! 
 She was always reminding me that she was the "lil" one! 
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            She was too short for my tastes0
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            Was always calling me "Stumpy One"0
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            She didn't like my endearing pet names for her0
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            Is running for president0
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            She bought me a Rhinestone collar for my Birthday!0
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            Always wore high heels to bed , kept kicking me in the middle of the night0
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            I found a collar in her drawer and it creeped me oot0
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