Bless your heart!

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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    No dice.

    Nothin' don't.
  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
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    That boy is as sharp as a marble.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    Don't be a cheese melt
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    The sun don't shine on the same dog's *kitten* all the time.

    Serious as DIC cancer

    You could tear up a steel ball bearing with a rubber hammer.

    You haven't had *kitten* since *kitten* had you

    I'm plucking this chicken you just watch the feathers fly
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
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    He's as smart as a bag of hammers

    From my dad:
    "If you wanna dance you gotta pay the fiddler"
    "He's about as handy as a chapped a.s.s."
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    "Born in a barn!"

    -what you yell at kids who leave the door open
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    "I smell whut yer cookin'"

    (Unique spelling intentional - the accent is required to use this phrase properly)
  • murph155
    murph155 Posts: 116 Member
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    If he had half a brain, he'd be dangerous.
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    "That'll do, pig."
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. (Hog and acorn are acceptable substitutions)

    Now you are cooking with grease.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    The Lard is Good!!

    Praise the Lard!!
  • LadyLilion
    LadyLilion Posts: 276 Member
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    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    LadyLilion wrote: »
    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

    There's this thing I used to hear.. "If wishes were fishes than the world would be an ocean."

    Any way *cough* climate change
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    LadyLilion wrote: »
    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

    Oh, that's an oldie! It floats around and comes up in all kinds of novels and such.

    Here's some info on it (I knew the tinker's one, too):
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_wishes_were_horses,_beggars_would_ride
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,231 Member
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    I worked in an old run Down government office building. Our boss order some new carpeting and had it painted.

    One lady said, after it was all done:
    "This is like putting lipstick on a pig! It's still a pig!"
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    "Two tears in a bucket, motherf!!k it."

    "Since the cat is out of the bag....."

    "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes"

    "I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem"

    "There is no dance, without the dancers"



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