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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He flossed with my g-string
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
    Uhm, yeah!! .... and the problem was!?! LoL!

    My teeth would always get caught in her g string!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol.. chewed on my underwear
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
    I am STILL trying to see the problem here!! :-D

    Always wanted to take her undies off before dinner... it was too exciting to bear!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    SuperStampede wrote: »
    I am STILL trying to see the problem here!! :-D

    Always wanted to take her undies off before dinner... it was too exciting to bear!!

    Pfft ..he knew I never wore undies..he was just excited all the time ..wutt!! Wait!! Come back
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He ignored my sleep texts
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    So I forgot to double check my cut and pasted message once. He's so sensitive about his name geez
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He hated my sideburns
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her eyebrows connected, it was like dating the cookie monster
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He had extra nipples, couldn't keep up with the type of foreplay he wanted ..was like *kitten* a cow
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    had something against the cows
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    He always liked the bottom. Couldn't understand why?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    All she wanted to do was watch baseball and I wanted to hit a home run
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    Kept telling him he had to round all the bases first before going straight to home plate!
  • jacque0888
    jacque0888 Posts: 64 Member
    Didn't want to go straight home
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    I thought baseball was a boring sport
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't let me round third base
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He couldn't find third base , he wasn't experienced
  • jacque0888
    jacque0888 Posts: 64 Member
    Because she said she didn't like baseball but still references baseball
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't touch my bat

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