We broke up because...
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He was done by 7!1
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She always wanted to finish early to hit the blue plate specials0
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He changed his name one day and ran away with the Circus0
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Cheaterrrrr
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »So many reasons...
What??? We broke up?!! I thought you were just on a two year business trip!slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cheaterrrrr
Couldn't handle the fact that I played Go Fish better than her!0 -
We never did..hes tie...errrmmm..relaxing in the basement
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He pooped in the corner of my basement
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »She had a poop fetish.
Anal leakage ..I got sick of washing his shorts :laugh:0 -
She was to much fun for me lol0
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I would only watch movies that were based on true stories...0
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We showed up on a date without pants0
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Sneezed too much0
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Was a player0
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She had a smell... I can't quite describe it, but it was definitely there and not pleasant0
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She listened to country music.... It made me sick0
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Blamed me when she found a snake in her boot0
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She did not know how to spell AИDY0
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He thought it was cool to write his letters backwords... I was not impressed0
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She left me wondering whether she noticed my own Toy Story reference or not0
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He wanted me to dress up as Little Bo Peep in the bedroom0
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She wanted me to dress up like the Sheep0
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She wanted me to sing everything I said0
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She refused to call me "the shepherd" in bed0
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he refused to call me after i left the bed 0
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She was messing with the Pizza Boy0
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now you know thats not true, that boy would be carbaholic0
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She kept pointing a finger at me, because she was hiding something and didn't know I knew everything0
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We didnt..he's mine, will always be mine *maniacal laugh*
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He never removed his sunglasses0
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Always wanted my sunglasses0
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