We broke up because...
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Kept saying the pictures of my mom were WAYYYY Hot.0
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Her mom was hotter than she was0
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He wanted to put pigs in with my horse0
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She wanted to bring barn yard animals into our relationship.0
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He cared more about animals then me0
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Because he couldn't make babies0
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All his clothes were Garanimals (Blast from the Past)!
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Thought he was iron man0
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To busy fighting fires0
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He didn't believe I AM Iron Man!1
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We disagreed on the positioning of toilet paper onto the holder...
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YearOfTheDragonLeo wrote: »To busy fighting fires
I couldn't compete with her shoe collection!0 -
SuperStampede wrote: »He didn't believe I AM Iron Man!SuperStampede wrote: »He didn't believe I AM Iron Man!
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haylerocks wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »He didn't believe I AM Iron Man!SuperStampede wrote: »He didn't believe I AM Iron Man!
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SHE would not perform mouth-to-mouth on me every time I passed out!
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She was a sad confused soul!0
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She said I would forget stuff to many times0
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She wouldn't roll play my X-Files fantasy! ;-)0
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He was always calling me Scully during sexy time!0
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Because I'm terrified of hot air ballons0
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His jokes were lame0
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She was always cutting in line!0
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He looked like my daddy but spoke like my mommy0
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Didn't support my job0
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Don't want kids0
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he couldn't eat meat
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royalty_mind_1me wrote: »he couldn't eat meat
go figure lol...
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She kept trying to teach my puppy to howl like a fire truck0
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