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We broke up because...

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He always dropped the kids off at the door and never came inside :D
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Farted in her sleep
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    There was always a group of kids at her door
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He was always with his guy friend who seemed too friendly
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She was always getting friendly with my guy friend.
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Was to hurtful
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    She never loved me
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She never loved me

    Sorry your brother was cuter
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She was really into siblings
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    She always left me outside her door. I never got to come inside
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He thought he was privileged enough to come inside
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    Whenever she let my friends come inside, she told me "don't worry, we're only friends" but I would never get past the door
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He had good looking friends, and I couldn't resist
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Got jealous easily
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She kept telling me her ex @TsitoB was better than me
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
    Kept telling me I could never please her the way @haylerocks could
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    @TsitoB was better than her :D
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He said i made him gay :s

    Now he wants @TsitoB
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    edited July 2017
    She caught me wearing her headbands....intimately
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    He said he had unresolved feelings for @LonniJay
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Was boring in the bed
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    He liked doing inanimate objects more than me
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She seemed inanimate much of the time. :p:p
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    I thought he meant sex toys

    G.i. joe does not belong there!
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

    Never did anything but what we did best
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    CAlled me Joe way too often
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    CAlled me Joe way too often

    He belonged there

    But said I was all used up :(
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
    LonniJay wrote: »
    I thought he meant sex toys

    G.i. joe does not belong there!

    I did LOL
    haylerocks wrote: »
    TsitoB wrote: »
    She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

    Never did anything but what we did best

    She never wanted to get serious, always playing games
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    His hands were small and barely strong enough to choke me

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