We broke up because...

She always left me outside her door. I never got to come inside

Whenever she let my friends come inside, she told me "don't worry, we're only friends" but I would never get past the door

Got jealous easily

Kept telling me I could never please her the way @haylerocks could

He said i made him gay

Now he wants @TsitoB

He said he had unresolved feelings for @LonniJay

He liked doing inanimate objects more than me

She seemed inanimate much of the time.

TsitoB wrote: »

She refused to allow my extensive toy collection into the bedroom

Never did anything but what we did best

Egger29 wrote: »

CAlled me Joe way too often

He belonged there

But said I was all used up