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We broke up because...

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    His ego was too big too handle
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    My ego wasn't the only thing that was too big for her... ;)
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    His delusions were ginormous
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    :D If "delusions" is a euphemism for "ballz", then yes. LOL

    Because it was never enough for her...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Nope didn't break up..tied to my bed at this very moment .. :p
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Because she lost the keys to the handcuffs...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He couldn't keep track of anything. Very disorganized.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Because her OCD was aggravating my ADHD.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Errmmm that rash on his schlong..ewww I wasn't touching that..
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she touched it...caught it.. gave it to me :angry:
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Because she gave my herpes then just wouldn't deal...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was full of sh1t..he admitted it ;)
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    The profanity was too much for my puritan ears
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    She was too much of a prude...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was too vanilla in the bedroom
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
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    Always running around in public nude and getting arrested
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Kept calling the cops on me
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    She couldn't handle my Naturalist upbringing
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Naturalist upbringing = no deodorant
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Needed a whipper snipper to cut the bush ..

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